The Science of Toga Parties

SirMoby · 2008-01-10, 01:19 AM

I used to live in Ocean City, MD. At my last Toga Party there I purchased 100 plastic Hawaiian Leis. Every woman got laid and we ran out before midnight.

A friend that worked at a local hotel chain stole 50 extra sheets. May people showed up claiming that they would wear a toga if they had one

Toga parties pretty much rock. I want a grant to go study this.

papagmp · 2008-01-10, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

I used to live in Ocean City, MD. At my last Toga Party there I purchased 100 plastic Hawaiian Leis. Every woman got laid and we ran out before midnight.

A friend that worked at a local hotel chain stole 50 extra sheets. May people showed up claiming that they would wear a toga if they had one

Toga parties pretty much rock. I want a grant to go study this.

Hell - at my last party everybody got laid and as far as I know, none of them were plastic.

Bassmaster · 2008-01-11, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

I used to live in Ocean City, MD. At my last Toga Party there I purchased 100 plastic Hawaiian Leis. Every woman got laid and we ran out before midnight.

A friend that worked at a local hotel chain stole 50 extra sheets. May people showed up claiming that they would wear a toga if they had one

Toga parties pretty much rock. I want a grant to go study this.

I agree!!! Can't help but think of John Belushi, Animal House!!!! "they took the bar, the whole fukin bar!!!"

2008-01-10, 01:19 AM	#1
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	I used to live in Ocean City, MD. At my last Toga Party there I purchased 100 plastic Hawaiian Leis. Every woman got laid and we ran out before midnight. A friend that worked at a local hotel chain stole 50 extra sheets. May people showed up claiming that they would wear a toga if they had one Toga parties pretty much rock. I want a grant to go study this.