Dentist claims breast rubs are appropriate..

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"A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem."

http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=1266501

What an idiot! Everyone knows that performing oral sex is the best way to treat common jaw problems, not to mention semen is a whitening agent ..(if that's not true please don't tell my wife)...