Jokes for Today

Linkster · 2005-02-14, 01:20 PM

A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"

With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."

That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - "The Meaning of Dreams"

OK - so I joke - but my outlook has always been wonderful about marriage:

Marriage is Grand - Divorce is about $100 Grand

2005-02-14, 01:20 PM	#1
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	Jokes for Today A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?" With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight." That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - "The Meaning of Dreams" OK - so I joke - but my outlook has always been wonderful about marriage: Marriage is Grand - Divorce is about $100 Grand __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash