It's a Beachy Start of the Weekend

[Useless]

I'm off to play some tennis, then it's back to cleaning the house! Oh wait, that's not me. I'm far too sexy for tennis. But the wife has informed me that I need to get cracking on cleaning the yard since we are celebrating our daughter's birthday today and there are 17,000,000 doggy landmines out there. I'm not sure why anyone would go out there. It rains every day at the very moment you even consider getting in the pool and our yard isn't exactly a flower garden.

Have a joyous fucking day while I'm scraping soggy dog shit off my lawn.