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I'm off to play some tennis, then it's back to cleaning the house! Oh wait, that's not me. I'm far too sexy for tennis. But the wife has informed me that I need to get cracking on cleaning the yard since we are celebrating our daughter's birthday today and there are 17,000,000 doggy landmines out there. I'm not sure why anyone would go out there. It rains every day at the very moment you even consider getting in the pool and our yard isn't exactly a flower garden.
Have a joyous fucking day while I'm scraping soggy dog shit off my lawn. ![]()
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There's Xanax in my thurible!
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![]() In-laws will be in town today, so I doubt I'll get much work done this weekend. |
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Certified Nice Person
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![]() Somehow I'd rather be picking up poo than sitting with my in-laws, who I manage to softly insult each time I'm near them.
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