Happy Thanksgiving Thursday

[Useless]

See sig. I just spent some time replacing the banners of a sponsor who I had dedicated my best banner spots to. I don't know when, but they decreased their join price which, of course, decreases my earnings. I'd LOVE to advertise one of those BIG $35 PPS/$1 trial multi-pass sites, but I can't find one that has any banners worth a damn - and I think you know that I'm unwilling to create my own or write more than 5 words of advertising text.

I'm told that it's Thanksgiving, so here are the things that I'm thankful for:
A functioning colon.
A semi-functioning penis.
A dog that is willing to eat cat vomit, which makes clean-up much faster.
Two kids who refuse to apply themselves, yet squeak by with straight As.
A wife with a good sense of humor and incredible restraint.
Pie.