It's Woken Up Saturday by Jehovah's Witnesses 10150711

Cleo · 2015-07-11, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

We used get a visit a couple of times a month. There's a "United African Seventh-Day Adventist" church not far from our neighborhood. It got rather annoying. Not sure what changed, but now we might get a visit once every few months.

I'm throwing a bucket of water on them if they do it again.

ecchi · 2015-07-11, 12:27 PM

Cleo, you are going to go to hell.

Actually I prefer to fuck with their minds:

Method One: I mention something about homosexuality then when they tell me it is a sin I look confused and say "How come? because God is gay!" After they have calmed down enough to listen I use the bible to prove this fact.

Method Two: I tell them I won't listen to them because they are deliberately going against God's wishes. When they ask why, I point out that they are wearing clothes and then quote the passage in the bible that tells us that God wants humans to be naked at all times.

This is the advantage of being brought up Catholic, of going to a catholic school, and having religious education every week from the age of five to the age of sixteen (and for winning the "religious prize" at the age of 11). I know enough about the bible to be able to prove God wants you to do whatever stupid thing I can think up.

(For example: Did you know, according to the bible, if you regularly go to church on Sunday and hold that day to be God's day, God will, in return, torture your children and your grandchildren!)

Ramster · 2015-07-11, 01:12 PM

Good morning

As predicted yesterday it's after 1pm and I have been working since I got up at 7-7:30 and haven't showered yet, lol. I need to get away from the computer and find something to do. Maybe I'll go for a drive, pick some things up and come back and sit in the backyard enjoying the

and some

wishing I could win the lottery, lots of

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2015-07-11, 12:27 PM	#2
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Cleo, you are going to go to hell. Actually I prefer to fuck with their minds: Method One: I mention something about homosexuality then when they tell me it is a sin I look confused and say "How come? because God is gay!" After they have calmed down enough to listen I use the bible to prove this fact. Method Two: I tell them I won't listen to them because they are deliberately going against God's wishes. When they ask why, I point out that they are wearing clothes and then quote the passage in the bible that tells us that God wants humans to be naked at all times. This is the advantage of being brought up Catholic, of going to a catholic school, and having religious education every week from the age of five to the age of sixteen (and for winning the "religious prize" at the age of 11). I know enough about the bible to be able to prove God wants you to do whatever stupid thing I can think up. (For example: Did you know, according to the bible, if you regularly go to church on Sunday and hold that day to be God's day, God will, in return, torture your children and your grandchildren!)