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At the risk of sounding Clintonesque, when she states that she spent a lot of time at your site, how is she defining "a lot"? 3.3seconds? No, even that is long enough to figure out that it isn't quite right for kids.

Personally, I would skip allowing someone else to push your clothing line, and just go ahead and open your own franchised retail shops. Then you could sell novelties as well.
Eisle 1 - thongs&hot pants
Eisle 2 - frisbees&yo-yo's
Eisle 3 - 20 inch double headed dongs.

The sky is the limit.