Scientists have begun producing chimeras, half human, half animal

Cleo · 2005-01-27, 09:09 AM

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Scientists have begun blurring the line between human and animal by producing chimeras—a hybrid creature that's part human, part animal.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n..._chimeras.html

They are also working on mice with human brains.

So I want to know when they will be producing chimpanzees with human brains that I can teach to do all my web work, clean my house, and in general be my slave.

Not sure where all this is going, kind of scary, kind of interesting, the religious types are going to have a field day with this one.

Personally I just want to know when I can buy replacements parts for mine as they were out so that I can live forever.

MrMaryLou · 2005-01-27, 09:13 AM

So maybe these creatures are not so mythical after all

Greenguy · 2005-01-27, 09:15 AM

Pinky & The Brain?

Cleo · 2005-01-27, 09:19 AM

Just think of the Monster Dick sites we will be able to make when they give humans a whale's penis.

Looks like in the near future we will be needing to add some new categories to our lists.

kristian · 2005-01-27, 09:19 AM

Mice With Human Brains

They must have got it the wrong way round when they made G.W

digifan · 2005-01-27, 09:49 AM

That's just crazy...

eman · 2005-01-27, 10:09 AM

Can't wait for the first Chimera Burgers. Hmmm - tastes human!!!

kristian · 2005-01-27, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by eman

Can't wait for the first Chimera Burgers. Hmmm - tastes human!!!

I'd certainly never eat a hot dog again

Cleo · 2005-01-27, 10:20 AM

So is that your pet or your sex partner?

Greenguy · 2005-01-27, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

So is that your pet or your sex partner?

Yes

Osiris · 2005-01-27, 10:41 AM

TWISTED! I like it!

cd34 · 2005-01-27, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

So I want to know when they will be producing chimpanzees with human brains that I can teach to do all my web work, clean my house, and in general be my slave.

grab your leather/latex and a riding crop -- they will line up at your feet -- literally. haha

Cleo · 2005-01-27, 11:08 AM

That sure is a nice pussy that your pussy has, nice tits too.

kristian · 2005-01-27, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

That sure is a nice pussy that your pussy has, nice tits too.

hahahahahaha

eman · 2005-01-27, 11:40 AM

Of course, it was Jerry Springer who gave the whole thing legs (so to speak)...
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,3032,00.html

Porn Meister · 2005-01-27, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by eman

Can't wait for the first Chimera Burgers. Hmmm - tastes human!!!

"Really? Do people actually like them?"

"It varies from person to person."

Useless · 2005-01-27, 01:25 PM

Seems like an interesting concept. No crazier than charging for access to a TGP.

GenXer · 2005-01-27, 04:20 PM

That is just the crazy. I don't want to know what other wild stuff they plan on doing next.

I think I'm having a crazy pink elephant dream....

like on Dumbo

dareutwo · 2005-01-27, 05:22 PM

This isn't news, this is reality.
MN has all 3 of the biggest heart transplant, devices, makers in the world.
They've been working on this for years.

Of course another country will hop into this with a spin of course.
Actually, this is already becoming Old School.
Cleo - break your hip, no problem, order your size and wait 18 months, special delivery.

I'm still waiting for the Very Freaky gene therapy trials being tested. This is going to be a fun decade!

Cleo · 2005-01-27, 05:37 PM

I want a pair of cats eyes so that I can see in the dark, they’ll look really kewl too, lol

dareutwo · 2005-01-27, 05:56 PM

Does South Florida get the Science Channel? |blowkiss|

Remember when they said it would take 50 years to crack the human genome?
What did that take? about 20 if you go way, way back.

They have tobacco that glows in the dark from firefly genes. I don't think there isn't much research that really Isn't going on. (including cloning)

It's gonna be fun

2005-01-27, 09:13 AM	#2
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2005-01-27, 10:09 AM	#7
eman Solipsists of the world unite Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: xxx axis Posts: 639	Can't wait for the first Chimera Burgers. Hmmm - tastes human!!!

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2005-01-27, 11:40 AM	#15
eman Solipsists of the world unite Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: xxx axis Posts: 639	Of course, it was Jerry Springer who gave the whole thing legs (so to speak)... http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,3032,00.html

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2005-01-27, 05:37 PM	#20
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2005-01-27, 05:56 PM	#21
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