I need colorful language

Useless · 2005-04-06, 05:10 PM

I'm in search of colorful porn terminology. Basically I need creative substitutions for the terms:
cock
pussy
posing
tits

This is part of an ongoing top secret project. It's all very hush hush.

So far, I have
*cock, prick, dick, man meat, shaft, schlong

*pussy, twat, snatch, cunt

*posing, exposing herself, showing off

*tits, titties, melons, hooters, knockers, naturals, boobs

If you have any creative, yet universally understood terms, please post them in this thread.

This could be the best thing that ever happened to porn since low quality vid caps.

HC-Majick · 2005-04-06, 05:15 PM

*pussy-coochie, cooter
*tits-cha-cha's, fun-bags

cd34 · 2005-04-06, 05:24 PM

3 inches of new york whitesnake
fuckstick

yamyams
femalian protruberances

Greenguy · 2005-04-06, 06:14 PM

cock - hog, package, mule, one eyed wonder worm
pussy - who-who (or hoo-hoo), peacher, bearded clam, pie hole, whale's eye
posing - stripping naked, showing off her goods, sleeping, passed out, unconscious
tits - cans, eyes, head lights, thraws

Greenguy · 2005-04-06, 06:15 PM

I forgot to use them in a sentence:

She was unconscious so I exposed her cans & stuck my mule in her whale's eye.

Useless · 2005-04-06, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

I forgot to use them in a sentence:

She was unconscious so I exposed her cans & stuck my mule in her whale's eye.

Sure, that's universally understood, if you live in another universe.

Useless · 2005-04-06, 09:55 PM

Oh yeah, any clever ways of saying 'fucking' and 'sucking' would be good too.

Cleo · 2005-04-06, 09:57 PM

shopping
shoes
home decor
cuddling

MrMaryLou · 2005-04-06, 10:21 PM

Last night I gave the old lady a taste of my one eyed wonder worm then I boned the piss outa her.

Useless · 2005-04-06, 10:57 PM

Nice!

Chop Smith · 2005-04-07, 06:01 AM

There will be some duplicates in these:

Synonyms for Breasts:
Boobs, Eyes, Fun-bags, Headlights, Hooters, Jugs, Knockers, Melons, Naturals, Rack, Ta Tas, Thraws, Tits, Titties, Yamyams

Synonyms for Fellatio:
Blow, Blowjob, Cock Suck, Deep Throat, Dick Suck, Gobble, Head, Oral, Oral Sex, Skull Job, Suck, Swallow

Synonyms for Fornicate:
Boff, Bone, Carnal Action, Coitus, Congress, Copulate, Crack, Do, Drill, Fuck, Going At It, Hump, Intercourse, Make Love, Scrog

Synonyms for Penis:
Beaver Cleaver, Boner, Cock, Dick, Dong, Johnson, Lingam, Lizard, Love Muscle, Man Meat, Meat, Mule, One Eyed Wonder Worm, Package, Pecker, Peter, Prick, Rod, Schlong, Shaft, Tool

Synonyms for Strip:
Bare All, Disrobe, Expose, Exposing Herself, Passed Out, Showing Off, Showing Off Her Goods, Sleeping, Unconscious, Undress

Synonyms for Vagina:
Bearded Clam, Cootchie, Cooter, Cunt, Hot Box, Peacher, Pie Hole, Poontang, Pussy, Pussy-coochie, Snatch, Twat, Whale's Eye, Yoni

docholly · 2005-04-07, 08:03 AM

Oh Chop, glad to see you didn't get that BJ that went thru MS..

Hang on down there.. |rasta|

Chop Smith · 2005-04-07, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docholly

Oh Chop, glad to see you didn't get that BJ that went thru MS..

Hang on down there.. |rasta|

Yeah that was a large blowjob. Little community about 12 miles north of me got the most damage. I got some high winds and lots of water. The spillway on the lake is roaring this morning.

Useless · 2005-04-07, 09:00 AM

Damn nice list Chop.

You obviously have too much time on your hands.

My top secret endeavor thanks you.

guitar riff · 2005-04-07, 01:36 PM

dont forget the one eyed trouser trout.

In seconds this randy slut was on her knees unzipping my zipper to unleash my massive one eyed trouser trout. She took it all the way down and my piss pump was playing a serios game of tonsil hockey

guitar riff · 2005-04-07, 01:42 PM

Pussy = whisker biscuit, love muffin, The Y, the carnal canal,

i heard one the other day dude called it a bling hole cause if ya want to get into the hole ya have to have bling

docholly · 2005-04-07, 07:38 PM

UW..here is a nice comprehensive list..

sex word list

Chop Smith · 2005-04-08, 09:35 AM

When is wicked soon?

MadMax · 2005-04-08, 03:29 PM

I saw this thread title and almost fell over when I saw that UW was asking for help with colorful language

Some of these will be duplicates of those already posted and some are a little wierd, but hell...I know who's askin'

:

Cock: trouser snake, sausage, joystick, shaft, pole, purple pole of passion, willy, bone, fuckstick, rod, pecker, prick, manhood, throbbing knob, wild eel,

Pussy: honey pot, cootch, cootchie, bearded clam, snapper, pink snapper, fuckhole, cooze (especially dripping cooze), manhole, cock cozy, baby chute, love canal, pooter, cooter, poontang, vertical smile, furry cash register, love muffin, happy crack, tuna taco, love shack, cum catcher, pole hole,

Will post more if I think of them.

Useless · 2005-04-08, 05:30 PM

Damn, you are some sick and twisted people.

Useless · 2005-04-08, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

When is wicked soon?

Well, you're the only one who even knows what the project is, so be happy with that.

As soon as I finish integrating the new code that cd34 gave me I'll release a Beta version for everyone to test, criticize, and give suggestions on. It won't be beta as much as just plain incomplete. I don't won't to put all the effort in to full thing until I hear people's opinions on the site's general value and usefulness.

2005-04-06, 05:10 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I need colorful language I'm in search of colorful porn terminology. Basically I need creative substitutions for the terms: cock pussy posing tits This is part of an ongoing top secret project. It's all very hush hush. So far, I have cock, prick, dick, man meat, shaft, schlong pussy, twat, snatch, cunt posing, exposing herself, showing off tits, titties, melons, hooters, knockers, naturals, boobs If you have any creative, yet universally understood terms, please post them in this thread. This could be the best thing that ever happened to porn since low quality vid caps. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-04-06, 05:15 PM	#2
HC-Majick You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 541	pussy-coochie, cooter tits-cha-cha's, fun-bags __________________ Submit Your Freesites:

2005-04-06, 05:24 PM	#3
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2005-04-06, 06:14 PM	#4
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	cock - hog, package, mule, one eyed wonder worm pussy - who-who (or hoo-hoo), peacher, bearded clam, pie hole, whale's eye posing - stripping naked, showing off her goods, sleeping, passed out, unconscious tits - cans, eyes, head lights, thraws __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-04-06, 06:15 PM	#5
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I forgot to use them in a sentence: She was unconscious so I exposed her cans & stuck my mule in her whale's eye. __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-04-06, 09:55 PM	#7
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Oh yeah, any clever ways of saying 'fucking' and 'sucking' would be good too. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-04-06, 09:57 PM	#8
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2005-04-06, 10:21 PM	#9
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2005-04-06, 10:57 PM	#10
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Nice! __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-04-07, 06:01 AM	#11
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	There will be some duplicates in these: Synonyms for Breasts: Boobs, Eyes, Fun-bags, Headlights, Hooters, Jugs, Knockers, Melons, Naturals, Rack, Ta Tas, Thraws, Tits, Titties, Yamyams Synonyms for Fellatio: Blow, Blowjob, Cock Suck, Deep Throat, Dick Suck, Gobble, Head, Oral, Oral Sex, Skull Job, Suck, Swallow Synonyms for Fornicate: Boff, Bone, Carnal Action, Coitus, Congress, Copulate, Crack, Do, Drill, Fuck, Going At It, Hump, Intercourse, Make Love, Scrog Synonyms for Penis: Beaver Cleaver, Boner, Cock, Dick, Dong, Johnson, Lingam, Lizard, Love Muscle, Man Meat, Meat, Mule, One Eyed Wonder Worm, Package, Pecker, Peter, Prick, Rod, Schlong, Shaft, Tool Synonyms for Strip: Bare All, Disrobe, Expose, Exposing Herself, Passed Out, Showing Off, Showing Off Her Goods, Sleeping, Unconscious, Undress Synonyms for Vagina: Bearded Clam, Cootchie, Cooter, Cunt, Hot Box, Peacher, Pie Hole, Poontang, Pussy, Pussy-coochie, Snatch, Twat, Whale's Eye, Yoni __________________

2005-04-07, 08:03 AM	#12
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	Oh Chop, glad to see you didn't get that BJ that went thru MS.. Hang on down there.. \|rasta\| __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2005-04-07, 09:00 AM	#14
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Damn nice list Chop. You obviously have too much time on your hands. My top secret endeavor thanks you. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-04-07, 01:36 PM	#15
guitar riff Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In a van Down by the river. Posts: 216	dont forget the one eyed trouser trout. In seconds this randy slut was on her knees unzipping my zipper to unleash my massive one eyed trouser trout. She took it all the way down and my piss pump was playing a serios game of tonsil hockey __________________ Join The Rage!!!

2005-04-07, 01:42 PM	#16
guitar riff Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In a van Down by the river. Posts: 216	Pussy = whisker biscuit, love muffin, The Y, the carnal canal, i heard one the other day dude called it a bling hole cause if ya want to get into the hole ya have to have bling __________________ Join The Rage!!!

2005-04-07, 07:38 PM	#17
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	UW..here is a nice comprehensive list.. sex word list __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2005-04-08, 09:35 AM	#18
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	When is wicked soon? __________________

2005-04-08, 03:29 PM	#19
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	I saw this thread title and almost fell over when I saw that UW was asking for help with colorful language Some of these will be duplicates of those already posted and some are a little wierd, but hell...I know who's askin' : Cock: trouser snake, sausage, joystick, shaft, pole, purple pole of passion, willy, bone, fuckstick, rod, pecker, prick, manhood, throbbing knob, wild eel, Pussy: honey pot, cootch, cootchie, bearded clam, snapper, pink snapper, fuckhole, cooze (especially dripping cooze), manhole, cock cozy, baby chute, love canal, pooter, cooter, poontang, vertical smile, furry cash register, love muffin, happy crack, tuna taco, love shack, cum catcher, pole hole, Will post more if I think of them.

2005-04-08, 05:30 PM	#20
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Damn, you are some sick and twisted people. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.