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Old 2005-04-08, 05:16 PM   #1
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We were drinking in my parked car one day & my buddy bet me that I was so plastered that I wouldn't be able to drive around the block.

I hit a parked car on the 2nd turn & fled, only to have the cops see me flying out onto the main street.
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Old 2005-04-08, 05:27 PM   #2
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My worst collision with alcohol would have to be back when I was in the army. A bunch of us were sent to a language refresher course at BYU for a couple of weeks. The night before graduation (yes, there was a graduation for a two week refresher course), as I was saying, the night before graduation, we all got blitzed at the hotel. That was the worst drunk I ever had. Damned Southern Comfort. I woke up around 4am, sat up in bed, vomited all over the comforter, then fell back asleep. The alarm clock went off at 6:30 and I woke up soaking wet. Having forgot that I had vomited, my first thought was that I had pissed myself. Then the odor hit me. I screamed to my buddy get that fucking filthy comforter off of me. I was screwed all day long. Horrible, horrible hangover.
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