Whats your worst drunked experience?

Cleo · 2005-04-08, 05:22 PM

I don't really drink.

About the only time that I've ever really gotten really drunk and puked was before school in ninth grade. I drank a whole gallon of strawberry wine and then puked all over the kid in the seat in front of me in English class.

Taking LSD in typing class didn't go over too well either.

Torn Rose · 2005-04-08, 05:34 PM

While in the Navy when I was 20 we did some ops with the Canadian Forces in the Cold Lake Alberta area, we worked all day and partied all night. I was a heavy drinker in those days and I could hold my own, but I got very drunk before we went out one night, and while we was out I guzzled a gallon of long island ice tea, (that wasn’t even mine) so being as it was about 7pm and I was damn near passed out, they took me back to our room on base.

After they left me I knew I had to throw up and the bathroom was maybe 4 feet from the bed and a window was maybe 3 feet, so I opened the window, and I remember sitting there on the floor head and arm on the window still, thinking how nice it was, drunk as fuck, a nice cool breeze and looking forward to throwing up since I knew I was going to be very sick the next day.

The time came and I started to throw up like there was no tomorrow, over and over, probably the most I ever thrown up in my life. After I got to the dry heaves I sat there thinking how much better I felt…. Then I realized how wet I was…. I opened the window, but not the storm window…. I had so much vomit all over me and the windows, the walls, the floor you name it.

I spent an eternity stumbling up and down the halls looking for cleaning supplies and cleaning it up. I got the mess, but not the smell and all I could hear later when they got near our room was “what the fuck is that nasty ass smell”

I got a lot of shit over that night.

Useless · 2005-04-08, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Torn

After I got to the dry heaves I sat there thinking how much better I felt…. Then I realized how wet I was…. I opened the window, but not the storm window…. I had so much vomit all over me and the windows, the walls, the floor you name it.

That's beautiful!
I'm dying over here.

Mishi · 2005-04-09, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Taking LSD in typing class didn't go over too well either.

And I thought I was the only person ever stupid - er, daring - enough to do that...

Linkster · 2005-04-09, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mishi

And I thought I was the only person ever stupid - er, daring - enough to do that...

Ya ought to try doing it while playing violin in a youth orchestra at a concert in the auditorium of the State Dept in DC

docholly · 2005-04-09, 07:05 AM

hmmm .. hard question..so many drunks so little space..

Probably once in the "free love" days of the late 70's ..my pal Bobby and I decided to hit every bar on 1st ave from 60th to 79th street for at least 2 rounds. We made it as far as 71st to the Recovery room (so named cuz it was in the shadow of NY Hospital). I remember, barely, Bobby's friend from Sweden was the bartender and he was pouring heavy handed sidecars & Bloody Marys. I remember going with the 2 of them back to his apartment. I remember having 1 brown dick in one hand and 1 pink one in the other and not knowing which holly pop to grab first. The very next thing i remember is waking up from either the sun streaming into the room or the snore from behind me. I remember opening an eye, and seeing bobby but then hearing that snore again behind me, gingerly peeping over my shoulder and seeing "someone" and then looking at the bottom of the bed and seeing "someone" else. OYE. Looking at my watch and seeing it was 10am and i was due at work at 8am. Ran to the street and called my boss who promptly chastized me. I said..well that's what happens when you are young single and living in NYC.

I'm sure i had a GREAT time.. i just wish i could remember. And my friend Bobby who i'd left naked in the same bed with 2 strangers, would never tell me exactly what happened except that i had a great time. YEAH likely story!!

hmmm then there was the time in Atlanta...walking home with only my shirt on...

Oh wait.. maybe that New Years Eve in Miami at the Orange Bowl parade..

NO NO NO.. wait.. G's retirement party from the Navy..

See when your old you can have MANY drunken stories!!

I see

when i'm tipsy.

amber438 · 2005-04-09, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by docholly

my pal Bobby and I decided to hit every bar on 1st ave from 60th to 79th street for at least 2 rounds.

Hehe..G/F, you were uptown with the classy peeps..
You should have hung downtown with me and the rest of the NYC scum back in those days..LOL..Half the time we were toasted giving hand jobs on bikes roaring thru 3rd ave..LOL..
OOps..gonna ruin my rep with tales like that..

docholly · 2005-04-09, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by amber438

Hehe..G/F, you were uptown with the classy peeps..
You should have hung downtown with me and the rest of the NYC scum back in those days..LOL..Half the time we were toasted giving hand jobs on bikes roaring thru 3rd ave..LOL..
OOps..gonna ruin my rep with tales like that..

I have my share of dtwn drunken stories too..lmao.

OH lordy.. the pseudo VIP room at the Peppermint Lounge...4 walls covered by cum stained red flannel sheets..

the alley next to CBGB's watching some blonde chick giving head to Joey Ramone.

Waking up at home and trying to find my pants (i found them later in my car, on the floor, parked on Riverside drive. must have walked home naked from the waist down. ) then about 3 hours later remembering the cute little drummer who needed a ride uptown. Guess i made him "pay" for it. LMAO

Trying to figure out if the elevator from the WTC2 was going up or down from the 44th floor lounge.

being the only 2 white chicks at Small's Paradise on 133 and Lenox just to hear Bob Marley sit in with the house band in 1975.

ooops that was "uptown"

amber438 · 2005-04-10, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by docholly

I have my share of dtwn drunken stories too..lmao.

OH lordy.. the pseudo VIP room at the Peppermint Lounge...4 walls covered by cum stained red flannel sheets..

the alley next to CBGB's watching some blonde chick giving head to Joey Ramone.

hehehehe..Those were the days in NY..LOL..Don't forget studio 54 for what it was ..

2005-04-08, 05:22 PM	#1
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I don't really drink. About the only time that I've ever really gotten really drunk and puked was before school in ninth grade. I drank a whole gallon of strawberry wine and then puked all over the kid in the seat in front of me in English class. Taking LSD in typing class didn't go over too well either. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-04-09, 07:05 AM	#6
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	hmmm .. hard question..so many drunks so little space.. Probably once in the "free love" days of the late 70's ..my pal Bobby and I decided to hit every bar on 1st ave from 60th to 79th street for at least 2 rounds. We made it as far as 71st to the Recovery room (so named cuz it was in the shadow of NY Hospital). I remember, barely, Bobby's friend from Sweden was the bartender and he was pouring heavy handed sidecars & Bloody Marys. I remember going with the 2 of them back to his apartment. I remember having 1 brown dick in one hand and 1 pink one in the other and not knowing which holly pop to grab first. The very next thing i remember is waking up from either the sun streaming into the room or the snore from behind me. I remember opening an eye, and seeing bobby but then hearing that snore again behind me, gingerly peeping over my shoulder and seeing "someone" and then looking at the bottom of the bed and seeing "someone" else. OYE. Looking at my watch and seeing it was 10am and i was due at work at 8am. Ran to the street and called my boss who promptly chastized me. I said..well that's what happens when you are young single and living in NYC. I'm sure i had a GREAT time.. i just wish i could remember. And my friend Bobby who i'd left naked in the same bed with 2 strangers, would never tell me exactly what happened except that i had a great time. YEAH likely story!! hmmm then there was the time in Atlanta...walking home with only my shirt on... Oh wait.. maybe that New Years Eve in Miami at the Orange Bowl parade.. NO NO NO.. wait.. G's retirement party from the Navy.. See when your old you can have MANY drunken stories!! I see when i'm tipsy. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2005-04-08, 05:34 PM	#2
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	While in the Navy when I was 20 we did some ops with the Canadian Forces in the Cold Lake Alberta area, we worked all day and partied all night. I was a heavy drinker in those days and I could hold my own, but I got very drunk before we went out one night, and while we was out I guzzled a gallon of long island ice tea, (that wasn’t even mine) so being as it was about 7pm and I was damn near passed out, they took me back to our room on base. After they left me I knew I had to throw up and the bathroom was maybe 4 feet from the bed and a window was maybe 3 feet, so I opened the window, and I remember sitting there on the floor head and arm on the window still, thinking how nice it was, drunk as fuck, a nice cool breeze and looking forward to throwing up since I knew I was going to be very sick the next day. The time came and I started to throw up like there was no tomorrow, over and over, probably the most I ever thrown up in my life. After I got to the dry heaves I sat there thinking how much better I felt…. Then I realized how wet I was…. I opened the window, but not the storm window…. I had so much vomit all over me and the windows, the walls, the floor you name it. I spent an eternity stumbling up and down the halls looking for cleaning supplies and cleaning it up. I got the mess, but not the smell and all I could hear later when they got near our room was “what the fuck is that nasty ass smell” I got a lot of shit over that night.