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Old 2005-05-01, 01:27 AM   #1
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Wouldn't Raquel Welch be a GILF then?

I guess later in life, they become GGILFs... GGGILFs.... this could get confusing.
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Old 2005-05-01, 05:34 AM   #2
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Hee @ GILF.

For once, I tend to agree with venturi. A MILF should remind you of your high school friend's hot mom. Maybe a little younger, but that's why I like the housewife category - a horny housewife could be some chick who figured out she got married too young, and decided to do something about it. Not that I know anything about that.

A MILF needs to look just a wee bit worn around the edges. I think the appeal of the MILF is that she has more life experience than the HH or the babe, but she's still hot.

IMHO, once they start buying tits and piling on the make-up so that they look like drag queens, they're moving into the general mature or granny category.

And then there's the MIWTWITFP category... (Mature I Wouldn't Touch With a Ten Foot Pole)...
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Old 2005-05-02, 05:49 AM   #3
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Wouldn't Raquel Welch be a GILF then?

I guess later in life, they become GGILFs... GGGILFs.... this could get confusing.
GILF, hmm... I'm gonna patent that and sue Acacia!!!

OK, life experience here. Back in '91 (or was it '90?) during Hurricane Hugo - me and a few other Marines went to a hurricane party in Swansboro, NC and there was this totally hot MILF. She was 52 and I was 26 - double my age.

We hit it off and were about to get really bizzay. In comes some fucking shit bag wanna be local hero (I'm guessing he was jealous because "Eve" like me more than him) and screwed the mood. Yes, I tossed him into the river - but that didn't rekindle the mood in any way shape or form. But we all ended up drinking a shitload of alcohol, ate a ton of pizza and watched as Hugo passed us by with hardly a scratch.

Downer, eh? I bet y'all were hoping to read that I fucked her to multiple orgasms until the hurricane spun her off of my raging cock and flung her orgasmically spasming flesh into the south Atlantic.

What a downer.
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