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Originally Posted by dareutwo

Seriously though, she's not handling things very well, so I'll probably end up with her kids for a few nights while they try to figure this out.!

You should explain to her that the only way she's ever going to be able to get past this is to have a well-meaning friend threat her like an absolute cumslut for a couple of days.

I had a woman in an English class years ago who asked me to come and study with her one night. I didn't bring my books because it was a research paper class and there really wasn't anything to study. She relayed her entire sob story about how she felt unloved by her husband because he wasn't angry when she informed him that SHE SUCKED HIS CO-WORKER'S COCK AT HIS BEST FRIEND'S PARTY. As you can see, I was dealing with a freaky wench. I really felt sorry for her poor husband, which isn't like me. I went through a long explanation about how much of a fool she was being and that her husband very obviously loved her and understood that she was drunk at the time. She agreed that she was being an idiot and seemed to feel much better about herself and her marriage. Then we fucked. Twice.

True story.