Happy Last Day of June

Useless · 2005-06-30, 10:43 AM

Is it June already? That'll explain why I sit here simmering in a layer of my own greases. I may have to ask Swedguy for instrctions on how to clean this chair. I haven't given it the sniff test yet, but I'm betting that it smells worse than my ass. And for those of you who've smelled my ass, well... you know that's not good.

Congrats Morgan.

You must have one of those wives like mine. No matter how bizarre you get, no matter how much you screw up, and no matter how long you keep her locked in the basement with nothing more than a dead lama and the complete Ren & Stimpy video collection; she still loves you as much as the day you rescued her from the Mexican donkey bukkake show. |clown|

sue-fl · 2005-06-30, 10:55 AM

Good Morning all! I wish this rain would go away I'm tired of it now.

Congrats Morgan on your 26th!! My husband and I celebrated 28 years a couple of weeks ago. Hope you have a great weekend with your family.

Well hubby has four days off, that never happens so plan to enjoy him. Other than that working till the long weekend. Have a nice day all!

MorganGrayson · 2005-06-30, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Congrats Morgan.

You must have one of those wives like mine. No matter how bizarre you get, no matter how much you screw up, and no matter how long you keep her locked in the basement with nothing more than a dead lama and the complete Ren & Stimpy video collection; she still loves you as much as the day you rescued her from the Mexican donkey bukkake show. |clown|

Uh...Useless Warrior? Actually, in this wonderful marriage...*I'm* the wife.

MorganGrayson · 2005-06-30, 10:58 AM

Thank you, sue-fl!

MindyBlingBucks · 2005-06-30, 11:08 AM

Happy last day of June!! And Congratulations Morgan. . .It's so nice to see couples that stick out their committment to eachother!!

My parents got divorced from eachother. . .TWICE!!

It's still gray out, but the weather forcast says it's supposed to clear up for the weekend. I sure hope they're right!

Useless · 2005-06-30, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Uh...Useless Warrior? Actually, in this wonderful marriage...*I'm* the wife.

Well then, what the hell are you doing out of the basement woman!? Get that ballgag back in your mouth and return to your cage! |whip|

I'm a dunce. What can I say? (I thought you were a awfully well written for a man)

MorganGrayson · 2005-06-30, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Well then, what the hell are you doing out of the basement woman!? Get that ballgag back in your mouth and return to your cage! |whip|

I'm a dunce. What can I say? (I thought you were a awfully well written for a man)

Not to worry, UW. The name could go either way. Luckily, I'm rarely mistaken for a man in person.

Thank you, Mindy! |hello|
Twice? Goodness.

Cleo · 2005-06-30, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Uh...Useless Warrior? Actually, in this wonderful marriage...*I'm* the wife.

Good to hear that you are still female.

MorganGrayson · 2005-06-30, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Good to hear that you are still female.

Yup. It's funny how a man will offer his penis...but not let you keep it.

(Calm down, gentleman...I'm kidding.)

pornrex · 2005-06-30, 12:51 PM

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Can't wait to use it!

Saw Troy last night. Not bad actually. I didn't know Achilles was a stud.

Finish strong and prosperous today!

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2005-06-30, 10:43 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Is it June already? That'll explain why I sit here simmering in a layer of my own greases. I may have to ask Swedguy for instrctions on how to clean this chair. I haven't given it the sniff test yet, but I'm betting that it smells worse than my ass. And for those of you who've smelled my ass, well... you know that's not good. Congrats Morgan. You must have one of those wives like mine. No matter how bizarre you get, no matter how much you screw up, and no matter how long you keep her locked in the basement with nothing more than a dead lama and the complete Ren & Stimpy video collection; she still loves you as much as the day you rescued her from the Mexican donkey bukkake show. \|clown\| __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-06-30, 10:58 AM	#4
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2005-06-30, 12:51 PM	#10
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2005-06-30, 10:55 AM	#2
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	Good Morning all! I wish this rain would go away I'm tired of it now. Congrats Morgan on your 26th!! My husband and I celebrated 28 years a couple of weeks ago. Hope you have a great weekend with your family. Well hubby has four days off, that never happens so plan to enjoy him. Other than that working till the long weekend. Have a nice day all!

2005-06-30, 11:08 AM	#5
MindyBlingBucks Guest Join Date: May 2005 Location: Glen Cove, NY USA Posts: 181	Happy last day of June!! And Congratulations Morgan. . .It's so nice to see couples that stick out their committment to eachother!! My parents got divorced from eachother. . .TWICE!! It's still gray out, but the weather forcast says it's supposed to clear up for the weekend. I sure hope they're right!