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Old 2005-12-31, 09:53 AM   #1
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WTF, hurricane season is suppose to be over.
Tropical Storm Zeta forms in Atlantic; ties record for latest-developing named storm.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...home-headlines

Next year's hurricane season should prove to be most interesting. |shocking|
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Old 2005-12-31, 10:02 AM   #2
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WTF, hurricane season is suppose to be over.
Tropical Storm Zeta forms in Atlantic; ties record for latest-developing named storm.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...home-headlines

Next year's hurricane season should prove to be most interesting. |shocking|


I wouldn't live down there unless I had my own well equipped submarine

Not much of anything going on here today, trying to catch up as always, watching my cats do battle (which is always most interesting), probably spend some time tormenting my woman (it's OK, she likes it )

Happy Verge of 2006 Everyone
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Old 2005-12-31, 10:23 AM   #3
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I wouldn't live down there unless I had my own well equipped submarine
I always assumed that you already had one.
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Nothing like 30 or 40 drunks annoying the sober guy
I know what it's like to be the sober guy. I didn't drink until a few months before 21st b-day. I was in the army at the time and owned a '73 Cadillac limousine. What's better than a designated driver with a high passenger vehicle? Needless to say, my barracks mates loved me on the weekends. I was suddenly every drunk's best friend. One night, as we cruised back on to lovely Ford Hood ("The Great Place"), we were confronted by a roadblock. Seemed as if every fucking MP from Hood was there at 3am. They had a long twisty course of orange road cones set up and had those motherfucking generator powered lights running along the road, each one twice as bright as the sun on its best day. I rolled slowly up to the first sentinel and stopped. I hade 7 drunks packed in the back acting like complete assholes. Being that I was amongst drunks and everything smelled like booze breath, the MP expressed that he didn't believe my claim of complete sobriety. He said something to the tune of, "Drive this coarse slowly, but without stopping. An MP at the other end will arrest you when you are done running over the cones." I swear, those friggin' cones could not have been closer together without rubbing. Anyway. I took the course without even scraping the cones, which was feat in itself do to the size of the vehicle. The MPs must have realized that too, because a group of them gave me a standing ovation at the end and waved me on.

Anyway, the wife and I are heading to a party in Connecticut sometime soon, so I have to drag my ass for face the consequences. Booyaa!
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Old 2005-12-31, 10:28 AM   #4
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....I was in the army at the time and owned a '73 Cadillac limousine....
That sounds like a mighty fine Ghetto Sled
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Old 2005-12-31, 11:39 AM   #5
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That sounds like a mighty fine Ghetto Sled
Ghetto? Watch your tongue! I'll have you know that it was one of the classiest cars on Fort Hood.

These are scanned pics of my long gone beauty.
http://www.maladaptedmedia.com/limo.jpg
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Okay, so maybe it was a little ghetto.|afro|
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Old 2005-12-31, 12:00 PM   #6
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Ghetto? Watch your tongue! I'll have you know that it was one of the classiest cars on Fort Hood.

These are scanned pics of my long gone beauty.
http://www.maladaptedmedia.com/limo.jpg
http://www.maladaptedmedia.com/limo2.jpg

Okay, so maybe it was a little ghetto.|afro|
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Old 2005-12-31, 12:09 PM   #7
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Good Morning Folks

Everyone have a happy safe and prosperous new year
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Old 2005-12-31, 12:11 PM   #8
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No partying for me. Mr. excitement here. I'm the sober one these days so it's a glass of ginger ale at midnight and some sweet dreams after that. See you on the flip side!
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Old 2005-12-31, 10:31 AM   #9
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Morning! Going to get a little work done today before football. Tonight all the kids and the grandson are out of the house so hubby and I can have our own party and ring in the new year alone

Please be safe all and party hardy!
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Old 2005-12-31, 10:39 AM   #10
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Good morning all! Not much going on here today.

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Old 2005-12-31, 10:49 AM   #11
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Happy New Years Eve!

Why am I not surprised to hear UW used to have his very own limo??? Must be the hat in your avatar

Big plans today are the dog gets a haircut and a bath...he probably won't like me again til sometime a week or so into the new year

Then, this evening...that's when the fun starts! Perhaps a bit of good champagne...and pouncing on the girlfriend later in the evening to ring in the new year the RIGHT way

Have a great day all...and be safe!
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