How would you promote bizarre acts?

jerkit · 2006-02-21, 02:41 AM

Maybe not everyone here would consider these bizarre.. but, if you had traffic for people who search for things like Cleveland Steamers, Dirty Sanchez's etc, how would you try to convert these?

Are there sponsors that cover these? or would you try to send them to the more "extreme" sites out there?

Maj. Stress · 2006-02-21, 02:54 AM

Phone sex should work really well with traffic like that

T Pat · 2006-02-21, 08:12 AM

I'm probable going to wish I hadn't asked.
What are Cleveland Steamers?

Simon · 2006-02-21, 08:23 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_steamer

and just in case...

Dirty Sanchez

Greenguy · 2006-02-21, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by T Pat

I'm probable going to wish I hadn't asked.
What are Cleveland Steamers?

I do believe it involves a female laying on her back & you squatting over her chest so that you can relieve yourself of some excess solid waste

Fonz · 2006-02-21, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by T Pat

I'm probable going to wish I hadn't asked.
What are Cleveland Steamers?

There are some nice definitions of what a "Cleveland Steamer" is right here

"A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller."

Simon · 2006-02-21, 08:30 AM

Darryl - It's not a fetish we deal with, but from what I've seen over the years, it's very difficult to convert that kind of traffic unless you have somewhere with a lot of that specific content. I don't know of any US-based sponsors with scat sites, but I'm sure there are some somewhere.

Simon · 2006-02-21, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Fonz

"...one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller."

Yes, the steam roller part is important, but let's not forget:

"Often the breasts are squeezed together for the man to stick his penis into and ejaculate as he is also defecating (an act also known as the "chili dog".) The reported key to Steamer "authenticity" is that the performer of the act must also say "doo-doo balls" at the moment of ejaculation/defecation. It can also be used as a breakup method, leaving the feces on a partner's chest while he/she is sleeping and then leaving."

Waking up to hear "doo-doo balls!" ... not a good way to stat the day.

T Pat · 2006-02-21, 09:05 AM

and I'm sorry I asked

Toby · 2006-02-21, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by T Pat

and I'm sorry I asked

So am I.

Cleo · 2006-02-21, 09:08 AM

For some odd reason I'm no longer feeling a need to eat breakfast this morning.

Greenguy · 2006-02-21, 09:08 AM

Back to the original question, with those 2, I doubt there's much you can do with the traffic. But there are sites based on some of the other terms, like tea bagging, palm sundae, etc.

Simon · 2006-02-21, 10:07 AM

Darryl - One other thing you have to decide is whether you want more of that traffic, given that you could do something with it.

If you set up a little information site, like a "scatFaqs.com"* or something, you could probably get some decent traffic from the SEs. But that still leaves you with what to do with that kind of traffic once you have it.

Greenguy's suggestion would work with a more diversified faq site, like an "altFaqs.com"* or something, where you could get the traffic in from one term but hopefully show the surfer some other deviant (lol) act that both interests them and for which you do have sponsors lined up.

Simon

* Neither of those sites exist and the domains were available last I looked.

RawAlex · 2006-02-21, 10:18 AM

Always look at the money part of it: Where would you send the traffic if you had it?

You can't easily process for scat / urine stuff in the US, so you have a limited number of choices where to send your traffic.

If you can find a sponsor and have the traffic, I guess you are good to go.

Alex

Greenguy · 2006-02-21, 10:19 AM

One thing that just crossed my mind is that odds are the people searching these terms are looking for definitions & not content.

Cleo · 2006-02-21, 10:20 AM

Well bloody hell

nekrom · 2006-02-21, 10:36 AM

Well you learn something new every day.

-N

RawAlex · 2006-02-21, 10:41 AM

Cleveland Steamer was a term that appeared in an episode of the Family Guy... which could be what would be driving searches for it.

Alex

jerkit · 2006-02-21, 12:10 PM

This has been a pretty good read. Ya, I'm still not sure what to do with that traffic in terms of conversion and I may be barking up the wrong tree by even attempting to cultivate it.

As GG said, I was thinking about the definition/content side first and then looking to convert it later... but really it might just be people looking for a laugh or to satisfy a curiosity that even punches it into yahoo or google. Probably not buyers.

Thanks for all the input... lol sorry about your breakfast Cleo.

RawAlex · 2006-02-21, 12:14 PM

I just want to add this:

http://www.tomorrowideation.com/geto...Cleveland.html

Alex

tigermom · 2006-03-01, 11:09 AM

I'm not sure this whole thing is even sexual. From some of the definitions it sounds like some gross revenge prank.

Kenny B! · 2006-03-02, 05:48 PM

This thread has great timing, I was asked the other day what a cleveland steamer was and I had no idea where my buddy got the term from, it must have been that episode of family guy!

MonsterPartners · 2006-03-04, 01:05 PM

I would just send them to an extreme site...and see if they convert. Man, ewwwww, blah....*gag*...who the hell would enjoy that? lol

2006-02-21, 02:41 AM	#1
jerkit WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 42	How would you promote bizarre acts? Maybe not everyone here would consider these bizarre.. but, if you had traffic for people who search for things like Cleveland Steamers, Dirty Sanchez's etc, how would you try to convert these? Are there sponsors that cover these? or would you try to send them to the more "extreme" sites out there? __________________ Regards, Darryl Submit Free Sites at Jerk-It! (I try to do maximum 24-48 hour turnaround)

2006-02-21, 08:12 AM	#3
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	I'm probable going to wish I hadn't asked. What are Cleveland Steamers? __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2006-02-21, 08:23 AM	#4
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_steamer and just in case... Dirty Sanchez __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka Last edited by Simon; 2006-02-21 at 08:26 AM.. Reason: added Sanchez link

2006-02-21, 08:30 AM	#7
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Darryl - It's not a fetish we deal with, but from what I've seen over the years, it's very difficult to convert that kind of traffic unless you have somewhere with a lot of that specific content. I don't know of any US-based sponsors with scat sites, but I'm sure there are some somewhere. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-02-21, 09:05 AM	#9
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	and I'm sorry I asked __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2006-02-21, 02:54 AM	#2
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2006-02-21, 09:08 AM	#11
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2006-02-21, 09:08 AM	#12
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Back to the original question, with those 2, I doubt there's much you can do with the traffic. But there are sites based on some of the other terms, like tea bagging, palm sundae, etc. __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2006-02-21, 10:07 AM	#13
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Darryl - One other thing you have to decide is whether you want more of that traffic, given that you could do something with it. If you set up a little information site, like a "scatFaqs.com"* or something, you could probably get some decent traffic from the SEs. But that still leaves you with what to do with that kind of traffic once you have it. Greenguy's suggestion would work with a more diversified faq site, like an "altFaqs.com"* or something, where you could get the traffic in from one term but hopefully show the surfer some other deviant (lol) act that both interests them and for which you do have sponsors lined up. Simon * Neither of those sites exist and the domains were available last I looked. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-02-21, 10:18 AM	#14
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Always look at the money part of it: Where would you send the traffic if you had it? You can't easily process for scat / urine stuff in the US, so you have a limited number of choices where to send your traffic. If you can find a sponsor and have the traffic, I guess you are good to go. Alex

2006-02-21, 10:19 AM	#15
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	One thing that just crossed my mind is that odds are the people searching these terms are looking for definitions & not content. __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2006-02-21, 10:20 AM	#16
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Well bloody hell __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2006-02-21, 10:36 AM	#17
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2006-02-21, 10:41 AM	#18
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Cleveland Steamer was a term that appeared in an episode of the Family Guy... which could be what would be driving searches for it. Alex

2006-02-21, 12:10 PM	#19
jerkit WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 42	This has been a pretty good read. Ya, I'm still not sure what to do with that traffic in terms of conversion and I may be barking up the wrong tree by even attempting to cultivate it. As GG said, I was thinking about the definition/content side first and then looking to convert it later... but really it might just be people looking for a laugh or to satisfy a curiosity that even punches it into yahoo or google. Probably not buyers. Thanks for all the input... lol sorry about your breakfast Cleo. __________________ Regards, Darryl Submit Free Sites at Jerk-It! (I try to do maximum 24-48 hour turnaround)

2006-02-21, 12:14 PM	#20
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	I just want to add this: http://www.tomorrowideation.com/geto...Cleveland.html Alex

2006-03-01, 11:09 AM	#21
tigermom You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 893	I'm not sure this whole thing is even sexual. From some of the definitions it sounds like some gross revenge prank. __________________ XLEF

2006-03-02, 05:48 PM	#22
Kenny B! I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 472	This thread has great timing, I was asked the other day what a cleveland steamer was and I had no idea where my buddy got the term from, it must have been that episode of family guy! __________________ ken@iacash.com icq: 53962376

2006-03-04, 01:05 PM	#23
MonsterPartners A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 59	I would just send them to an extreme site...and see if they convert. Man, ewwwww, blah....gag...who the hell would enjoy that? lol __________________ Monster Partners