A fine Wednesday morning to everyone

[Cleo]

What will we be humping today?

Did nothing that I had planned on doing yesterday and instead just said fuck it to everything and instead hit the malls and had a gratuitous shopping experience. Picked up a bunch of tops, some jeans, and a bunch of accessories. Ran into the Asian Pagan that my neighbor was keeping last year while at the malls and ended up having lunch with her.

Doing all the things that I didn't do yesterday like going to the gym and making the porn along with a few errands.

It's getting kind of boring but it is another absolutely beautiful day here today with blue skies and warm temps.


Damn I live in a bazaar town…
Two cross-dressers charged in car theft

Two men who called themselves ''Beyonce'' and ''Diamond'' donned revealing tank tops, denim short shorts and pumps earlier this month for a trip to an Oakland Park auto shop. Beyonce, Diamond and another man asked the salesmen to show them a 2006 Dodge Magnum, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office.

The salesman, Chaka Abrahams, went to get the keys to the car and when he came back he was greeted with a shot of pepper spray.

The man grabbed the keys and sped off with the car. The two others sped away in their own vehicle.

Lauderhill police found the stolen car April 16 and arrested the driver, Tiffany Reddick, 18.

The alleged thief known as Diamond is actually Michael C. Rivers, 20, who had previously been arrested for prostitution, according to BSO spokesman Hugh Graf.

Rivers admitted to the theft and named his accomplice, Jeffrey L. Haynes, 17, who called himself Beyonce and was in jail on an unrelated armed carjacking charge from April 7.

Rivers also named another man, known as ''Candice,'' who is cooperating with authorities and will probably not be charged, Graf said.