A very fine Radio Show Tuesday Morning to all

Jim · 2006-08-29, 06:31 AM

My lovely wife decided that last night was a good night to pull an all nighter. We recently fired our housekeeper and my wife is now in the process of cleaning all the places that were missed this past year

So, I guess something got into her mind (maybe something on TV) that made her feel like "Sleep Assaulting" me at about 5 AM

I fought and fought but found myself just too weak

It's been a while since I started the day on such a high note

Have a fine day.

digifan · 2006-08-29, 07:15 AM

Good morning Jim, your day started fine

And to everyone of course... here we are having storms again and badass winds. And I have too many big trees close to the house having no AC. I hope they will make it.

Look how cute birdies I got!

digifan · 2006-08-29, 07:16 AM

Here is another.. for more you have to visit
http://www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictur...ng-goes-wrong/

Greenguy · 2006-08-29, 07:19 AM

A Wonderful Audio Broadcast AM to everyone as well

I actually got caught up on a lot of work yesterday, but fuck me, it was nice not looking at this board or an admin or even my email for 72 hours

The Bitch fucked up her other foot yesterday - I think I mentioned that a couple months ago, she somehow broke her left foot (3 hairline fractures) Well, yesterday she stumbled walking up some stairs, twisted her right foot & ended up ripping something (I forgot the name of the thing that tore itself off) So now she's got a boot on her right foot, which means she can't drive

So I should be here all day, unless I have to chauffeur her around

digifan · 2006-08-29, 07:20 AM

Oh I wish her a speedy recovery

lorsha · 2006-08-29, 07:52 AM

Ouch! Speedy recovery to her.

Have a nice day everyone!

Fonz · 2006-08-29, 08:10 AM

Morning all,

I've been messing around this morning with recording some live webcam streams and getting them ready to use for promotion purposes.
Now if that damn mailman would drop off those tech books I ordered I'm going to be a happy dude

Have a nice day all.

spookyx · 2006-08-29, 08:15 AM

speedy recovery to your better half greenie...

good morning all. I hope today is a profitable porn day for everyone

bluemoney · 2006-08-29, 08:26 AM

Good morning!

I would give almost anything to get back into bed but it's off to work I go. Where the hell is my java . . . oh there it is

Ramster · 2006-08-29, 08:36 AM

Good Morning.

Still working on and finishing a project. Almost done then I can start on those other 3 projects I have in my head I want to do.

Greenguy, tell The Bitch to stay off the sauce.

Simon · 2006-08-29, 08:37 AM

Good morning world

Everything looks pretty grey here in hurricane central. Now we're watching to see how the storm reforms. Always a problem when a storm falls apart right before it hits warm water again. A new storm center could form and completely throw all their tracks off. So we won't really know where the storm is going until they do new projections based on a new center. Depending on how strong the outer bands of the storm are, we can lose power and have all phone, tv and radio go dead before they can tell us for sure where the eye will be. Makes for a nice night waiting to see what will happen (and will the water rise).

Sorry to hear Mrs Greenie got hurt again. Take good care of her, and have fun doing the chauffeur thing.

Digi - Those are hillarious, and nice work by somebody too.

Jim - Nice night, may you have many more like that.

I'm looking forward to the radio show tonight. So if I'm not there, please see paragraph one above.

Cleo · 2006-08-29, 08:54 AM

Well wishes for a speedy recovery to the Bitch.

Yeah what Simon says.

Gave up trying to buy gas yesterday and ended up just using some of my generator fuel in my car. I drove by the gas station up the street from me last night a bit after 11 pm and it still had long lines and the other one up the street from me was out of gas.

I wouldn't even have bothered try to get gas but I only had a quarter tank of gas and I had to drive Captain John around in order to move my neighbor's boat into an inland dock.

Trying to decide to put up the storm shutters or not. Right now I would say I'm not putting them up.

Not really sure what I'm doing today. Today would have been a gym day but I doubt the gym is open. I need to bring my car in for servicing since it seems to have a slow coolant leak but I doubt the car place is open. It's kind of like nothing to do but sit here and dread the coming storm.

Guess I'll just be doing web work today.

Torn Rose · 2006-08-29, 09:05 AM

Morning, not much here new to report just waiting to die which I think is suppose to be around 2 am our time tomorrow. Other then this, I got nothing to report.

Give a kiss to Karen for me GG and wish her well from us.

bluebrit · 2006-08-29, 09:16 AM

Morning all, i'm just chilling at the moment with a cuppa and reading the board.
Sorry to hear the bitch fell off her feet Greenie... you weren't chasing her up the stairs for a quickie were ya?

My bitch (better known as trouble) just paid out on an all singing all dancing pc thats going to do just about everything at lightning speed except make tea. The basics of the spec are 3gb dual core cpu, 500gb HD, 4gb ram, 500mb graphics and loads of other kick ass shit. She already runs rings around me so i'm gonna be totally fucked when her new toy arrives lol. See you all on the radio show tonight

docholly · 2006-08-29, 09:22 AM

Morning..

I'm about to head out for a very long (and big) ass day starting at 7am my time and ending in the neighborhood of 10pm or so..probably 11 when i drag my happy ass back here.

So to everyone have a good one..

GG--Does that mean that you'll be driving Miss Crazy??? ((((hugs to Ms. Bitch))))

Simon--maybe you can use those spare cuffs and ropes to tie everyone down so they don't blow away..

*thinking*..i should give tart a list of stuff to do today just in case.. |blowkiss|

terry · 2006-08-29, 09:23 AM

Good Morning Everyone!

Ouch for the foot, get well soon.

Have a great day everyone!

emmanuelle · 2006-08-29, 09:29 AM

Good morning to all, and I hope our southern friends packed an umbrella or two :-D

GG: Can you take pics? I need content for Gimpgirls

(and of course I wish mme greenguy a speedy recovery)

Useless · 2006-08-29, 09:30 AM

Mood Gorning. I'm fricken tired Mr. Bigglesworth. I was up too late and am once again AWAKE. Same old song and dance.

MrMaryLou · 2006-08-29, 09:32 AM

Good Morning All

Greenie tell the Bitch to get well soon

JustRobert · 2006-08-29, 10:06 AM

Good morning all

Fast recovery and best wishes for Mrs Greenie.
For those on storm watch I wish the best to ya all as well.
Taking the wife to the airport later today. She will be gone a couple days which means there will be nobody to tell me to stop working and come to bed. Daughter and I missed the "Black Pearl" yesterday, oh well.

bluebrit · 2006-08-29, 10:10 AM

Just been glancing through the http://darwinawards.com/ for a few of life's funnies and came across a story from a few years back. For those who havent heard of the darwin awards its a site dedicated to the dumb assed way people have of checking out of this world on the way to the next along with a few humurous stories thrown in for good measure.
This story http://cgi.darwinawards.com/cgi/fram...ain200410.html falls into the humurous category and can be found found halfway down the page on the left titled "The lightbulb of doom". I had to link it this way as you can't link directly to old stories for some reason. Anyway enjoy

ponygirl · 2006-08-29, 10:13 AM

good morning everyone

GG add my sympathies to the bunch for the Bitch, it still feels funny calling her that

just finishing up some work then I guess I'll do some more... so pretty much the same old same old here lol.

have a great day!

cd34 · 2006-08-29, 11:13 AM

a little hurricane.. er tropical storm... er tropical depression(?) prep for today.

following up on a few resumes that were submitted -- now if only I could read Spanish to see what this one resume said.

Je ne parle pas espagnol et je ne parle pas francais either.

About the only spanish I know is Taco, Burrito, Salsa... Bellburger. And they called French a romance language. Five years of french in school and all I can remember is La chein est sur la mur.

Ahh, the benefits of a public education.

Well, off to put up some hurricane shutters. Not that we need them, it just makes the house really dark which is great for watching movies before the sun sets. Not that I really get to watch movies, but, its nice to know if I could, that it would be dark.

emmanuelle · 2006-08-29, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cd34

Five years of french in school and all I can remember is La chein est sur la mur.

Please let me know if you ever have the opportunity to use that sentence in real life

sue-fl · 2006-08-29, 11:46 AM

Morning!

Digifan those pics were a riot!!

Greenie hope your wife gets better soon.

Good luck to all with the storm, doesn't look bad for us at all (yet anyways)

Time to get to work I've been slacking today! Have a great day all!

2006-08-29, 06:31 AM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	A very fine Radio Show Tuesday Morning to all My lovely wife decided that last night was a good night to pull an all nighter. We recently fired our housekeeper and my wife is now in the process of cleaning all the places that were missed this past year So, I guess something got into her mind (maybe something on TV) that made her feel like "Sleep Assaulting" me at about 5 AM I fought and fought but found myself just too weak It's been a while since I started the day on such a high note Have a fine day.

2006-08-29, 07:19 AM	#4
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	A Wonderful Audio Broadcast AM to everyone as well I actually got caught up on a lot of work yesterday, but fuck me, it was nice not looking at this board or an admin or even my email for 72 hours The Bitch fucked up her other foot yesterday - I think I mentioned that a couple months ago, she somehow broke her left foot (3 hairline fractures) Well, yesterday she stumbled walking up some stairs, twisted her right foot & ended up ripping something (I forgot the name of the thing that tore itself off) So now she's got a boot on her right foot, which means she can't drive So I should be here all day, unless I have to chauffeur her around __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2006-08-29, 07:20 AM	#5
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2006-08-29, 07:52 AM	#6
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2006-08-29, 08:10 AM	#7
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2006-08-29, 08:15 AM	#8
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2006-08-29, 08:26 AM	#9
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2006-08-29, 08:36 AM	#10
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2006-08-29, 08:37 AM	#11
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Good morning world Everything looks pretty grey here in hurricane central. Now we're watching to see how the storm reforms. Always a problem when a storm falls apart right before it hits warm water again. A new storm center could form and completely throw all their tracks off. So we won't really know where the storm is going until they do new projections based on a new center. Depending on how strong the outer bands of the storm are, we can lose power and have all phone, tv and radio go dead before they can tell us for sure where the eye will be. Makes for a nice night waiting to see what will happen (and will the water rise). Sorry to hear Mrs Greenie got hurt again. Take good care of her, and have fun doing the chauffeur thing. Digi - Those are hillarious, and nice work by somebody too. Jim - Nice night, may you have many more like that. I'm looking forward to the radio show tonight. So if I'm not there, please see paragraph one above. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-08-29, 08:54 AM	#12
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Well wishes for a speedy recovery to the Bitch. Yeah what Simon says. Gave up trying to buy gas yesterday and ended up just using some of my generator fuel in my car. I drove by the gas station up the street from me last night a bit after 11 pm and it still had long lines and the other one up the street from me was out of gas. I wouldn't even have bothered try to get gas but I only had a quarter tank of gas and I had to drive Captain John around in order to move my neighbor's boat into an inland dock. Trying to decide to put up the storm shutters or not. Right now I would say I'm not putting them up. Not really sure what I'm doing today. Today would have been a gym day but I doubt the gym is open. I need to bring my car in for servicing since it seems to have a slow coolant leak but I doubt the car place is open. It's kind of like nothing to do but sit here and dread the coming storm. Guess I'll just be doing web work today. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2006-08-29, 09:05 AM	#13
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Morning, not much here new to report just waiting to die which I think is suppose to be around 2 am our time tomorrow. Other then this, I got nothing to report. Give a kiss to Karen for me GG and wish her well from us.

2006-08-29, 09:16 AM	#14
bluebrit Along for the ride and loving it. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,873	Morning all, i'm just chilling at the moment with a cuppa and reading the board. Sorry to hear the bitch fell off her feet Greenie... you weren't chasing her up the stairs for a quickie were ya? My bitch (better known as trouble) just paid out on an all singing all dancing pc thats going to do just about everything at lightning speed except make tea. The basics of the spec are 3gb dual core cpu, 500gb HD, 4gb ram, 500mb graphics and loads of other kick ass shit. She already runs rings around me so i'm gonna be totally fucked when her new toy arrives lol. See you all on the radio show tonight

2006-08-29, 09:22 AM	#15
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	Morning.. I'm about to head out for a very long (and big) ass day starting at 7am my time and ending in the neighborhood of 10pm or so..probably 11 when i drag my happy ass back here. So to everyone have a good one.. GG--Does that mean that you'll be driving Miss Crazy??? ((((hugs to Ms. Bitch)))) Simon--maybe you can use those spare cuffs and ropes to tie everyone down so they don't blow away.. thinking..i should give tart a list of stuff to do today just in case.. \|blowkiss\| __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2006-08-29, 09:23 AM	#16
terry You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,883	Good Morning Everyone! Ouch for the foot, get well soon. Have a great day everyone! __________________ Stop That 9 To 5 Go Green Grocery Store

2006-08-29, 09:29 AM	#17
emmanuelle 0100011101100101011001010 1101011001000000100001101 1010000110100101100011 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,441	Good morning to all, and I hope our southern friends packed an umbrella or two :-D GG: Can you take pics? I need content for Gimpgirls (and of course I wish mme greenguy a speedy recovery)

2006-08-29, 09:30 AM	#18
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Mood Gorning. I'm fricken tired Mr. Bigglesworth. I was up too late and am once again AWAKE. Same old song and dance. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2006-08-29, 09:32 AM	#19
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2006-08-29, 10:06 AM	#20
JustRobert Bow Ties Are Cool Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: California Posts: 9,654	Good morning all Fast recovery and best wishes for Mrs Greenie. For those on storm watch I wish the best to ya all as well. Taking the wife to the airport later today. She will be gone a couple days which means there will be nobody to tell me to stop working and come to bed. Daughter and I missed the "Black Pearl" yesterday, oh well. __________________ Submit Your Galleries To The Erotic To Naughty Network!

2006-08-29, 10:10 AM	#21
bluebrit Along for the ride and loving it. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,873	Just been glancing through the http://darwinawards.com/ for a few of life's funnies and came across a story from a few years back. For those who havent heard of the darwin awards its a site dedicated to the dumb assed way people have of checking out of this world on the way to the next along with a few humurous stories thrown in for good measure. This story http://cgi.darwinawards.com/cgi/fram...ain200410.html falls into the humurous category and can be found found halfway down the page on the left titled "The lightbulb of doom". I had to link it this way as you can't link directly to old stories for some reason. Anyway enjoy

2006-08-29, 10:13 AM	#22
ponygirl on vacation Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,095	good morning everyone GG add my sympathies to the bunch for the Bitch, it still feels funny calling her that just finishing up some work then I guess I'll do some more... so pretty much the same old same old here lol. have a great day! __________________ Submit Your Porn I do CSS coding Hosting - JMB Scripts - Tube Site Resources

2006-08-29, 11:13 AM	#23
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	a little hurricane.. er tropical storm... er tropical depression(?) prep for today. following up on a few resumes that were submitted -- now if only I could read Spanish to see what this one resume said. Je ne parle pas espagnol et je ne parle pas francais either. About the only spanish I know is Taco, Burrito, Salsa... Bellburger. And they called French a romance language. Five years of french in school and all I can remember is La chein est sur la mur. Ahh, the benefits of a public education. Well, off to put up some hurricane shutters. Not that we need them, it just makes the house really dark which is great for watching movies before the sun sets. Not that I really get to watch movies, but, its nice to know if I could, that it would be dark. __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android

2006-08-29, 11:46 AM	#25
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	Morning! Digifan those pics were a riot!! Greenie hope your wife gets better soon. Good luck to all with the storm, doesn't look bad for us at all (yet anyways) Time to get to work I've been slacking today! Have a great day all!