i just got myself a private teacher

[stuveltje]

oke yes i am the dutch moron chinese talking dutch girl, yeah its funny to be named that way, but it isnt easy, i see many threads i like to respond on and i do only hell i talk bullshit there, i know the words in dutch , but i dont know them in english, i make long stories while those stories just could be short and clear and at the point, so i was thinking about it already months before, and now i did it, i have an private english teacher, so soon i will kick all your webmaster porn asses in proper english well i hope

[Cleo]

Will you be having sex with your teacher and even more important will you be posting pics?

[SirMoby]

Good ruck with your engrish ressons.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Cleo

Will you be having sex with your teacher and even more important will you be posting pics?

well i would have sex with her, if she would look like the girls at most pornsites, but then i am dealing with a guy age 50, ugly like hell, he looks like a 100 year old one, but he seems to be good at ENGLISH lesson, i dont expect he is good at sex.............. and i realy dont wnana find out if he is, YUKKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .btw my stomach is turning upside down when i think about granny sex, heay me gonna learn proper english, damn i will be an boring webmistress then and i will ruin my name, for more then 6 years already i am known as the ducth chinese lady..............oh well time to change, i want to post intelligent post too in proper english, i can post intelligent post but only in dutch

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by SirMoby

Good ruck with your engrish ressons.

wahhh your bad! ik zou je een schup onder je reet moeten verkopen voor dat antwoord hehhe translate that like i sid i know the words in dutch very well, big difference from usa language............. damn i had to fix my dutch answer in this thread, damn i cant even write normal dutch and hey i have got my degree for school and all, also for highschool.......oke i am doomed

[SheepGuy]

Originally Posted by stuveltje

ik zou je een schup onder je reet moeten verkopen voor dat antwoord

LOL! Babelfish translates that as "I you schup under your reet must sell for that answer"
Aaah, Stu, why ruin it by speaking English

[Licker4U]

Originally Posted by SheepGuy

Aaah, Stu, why ruin it by speaking English

We love your posts! Don't learn nuttin.

[virgohippy]

Originally Posted by Licker4U

We love your posts!

I smile often when I read your posts Stu. I look forward to understanding you better.

[Fonz]

Originally Posted by stuveltje

ik zou je een schup onder je reet moeten verkopen voor dat antwoord

I could translate that but where's the fun in that? Good luck with the lessons Stu

[Licker4U]

Originally Posted by stuveltje

ik zou je een schup onder je reet moeten verkopen voor dat antwoord hehhe translate that

Translation:
I you schup under your reet must sell for that answer

No english words found for schup and reet |confused|

Hmmm, I think I need a new translator....

[JackDaniel's]

I just loved that "Stu <---- style" ... but it's a good thing that you've decided to learn proper English!

I could use some lessons myself! Good luck with your lessons Stu

[Fonz]

hint: the correct dutch word for schup is "spade"

[Useless]

Is it Dutch or Klingon? You can translate the words, but not the meaning.

Shovel under your ass? Sell that answer? What the FUCK does it mean?

I'm not getting anything done today.

[ponygirl]

Stu, just keep your great sense of humor & your 'Stu-style' and it won't matter if you can write like the english dictionary

[Trev]

Stu needs to skype MrMaryLou during OTB, just once. I've always wanted to hear her talk, see if it sounds anything like it reads.

[bluemoney]

showvergun un yur von titzens

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

showvergun un yur von titzens

That's hilarious