A Dandy Two For Tuesday To You!

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Originally Posted by Greenie

The Bitch & every female under 18 in the family are heading out to America's Fair today (yes, that's right - my county has AMERICA'S Fair and yours doesn't!)

Our local fair is the Washington County Fair. You know, the one where the water killed an elderly man and almost killed a few kids several years ago. Apparently, using a well in close proximity to where cow shit is hosed away is a bad idea. Go figure.

My morning ritual is in full swing. Sipping coffee, staring at the internet, and trying to decide what not to do first.