Happy Birthday Useless Warrior, froglist, codemonkey and Beatrix

[Useless]

Ah yes, it's that day again - a day that some (mostly me) would compare to the birth of Jesus, that teddy bear-looking fellow Mohammed, or the guy who came up with the idea of pulling a cock out of chick #1's ass, blowing your load in chick #2's mouth, having her snowball it into chick #3's mouth, then having her spit it back into the recently fucked asshole of chick #1, and finally chick #1 cum farts it onto the tits of the girl who passed out on the couch earlier and has the word CUNT written on her forehead with red magic marker. (Wait- that sounds like how I would have described a Ponygirl or Preacher free site |shocking|)

I thank you all for your kind wishes, but really, instead of wasting your time saying Happy Birthday, why not make it easy on yourselves and slide $100 in to my Epass account? (Individually - not as a group. I have a big wish list.)

I'm 37 today, which means I've already lived more years than I have remaining. I'm not one of those people who minds growing a little bit older each year, but I have one issue that I find troubling. I've hardly had any sex with teen girls during the first 37, so how likely is it that I'm going to get any in the next 30 or so? The outlook is grim. Thank the gods for pornography.

Thank you all.

[LeRoy]

ROTFLMAO. You have a very creative mind and I like it. That reply is one to remember. Happy Birthday UW .

[tyre71]

Happy Birthday All

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I thank you all for your kind wishes, but really, instead of wasting your time saying Happy Birthday, why not make it easy on yourselves and slide $100 in to my Epass account? (Individually - not as a group. I have a big wish list.)

We're pornographers we don't have any money. But I'm sure greenie will send you some on behalf of all of us.

[ArtWilliams]

Well if enough of us slip you $100 you can bang all the teens you want!

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Ah yes, it's that day again - a day that some (mostly me) would compare to the birth of Jesus, that teddy bear-looking fellow Mohammed, or the guy who came up with the idea of pulling a cock out of chick #1's ass, blowing your load in chick #2's mouth, having her snowball it into chick #3's mouth, then having her spit it back into the recently fucked asshole of chick #1, and finally chick #1 cum farts it onto the tits of the girl who passed out on the couch earlier and has the word CUNT written on her forehead with red magic marker. (Wait- that sounds like how I would have described a Ponygirl or Preacher free site |shocking|)

I thank you all for your kind wishes, but really, instead of wasting your time saying Happy Birthday, why not make it easy on yourselves and slide $100 in to my Epass account? (Individually - not as a group. I have a big wish list.)

I'm 37 today, which means I've already lived more years than I have remaining. I'm not one of those people who minds growing a little bit older each year, but I have one issue that I find troubling. I've hardly had any sex with teen girls during the first 37, so how likely is it that I'm going to get any in the next 30 or so? The outlook is grim. Thank the gods for pornography.

Thank you all.

[Greenguy]

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Famous People Born On This Day In History
1849 Henry Clay Frick, industrialist; worked for Carnegie.
1933 Cicely Tyson
1945 Elaine Joyce

Events On This Day In History
1732 Benjamin Franklin begins publication of "Poor Richard's Almanack".
1777 Washington settles his troops at Valley Forge for the winter.
1889 Bishop Museum founded in Hawaii.
1985 The "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up" commercial first airs.
http://nickeysurf.com/postcards/today.html

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

...(Wait- that sounds like how I would have described a Ponygirl or Preacher free site |shocking|)...

Line Of The Day

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

the guy who came up with the idea of pulling a cock out of chick #1's ass, blowing your load in chick #2's mouth, having her snowball it into chick #3's mouth, then having her spit it back into the recently fucked asshole of chick #1, and finally chick #1 cum farts it onto the tits of the girl who passed out on the couch earlier and has the word CUNT written on her forehead with red magic marker. (Wait- that sounds like how I would have described a Ponygirl or Preacher free site |shocking|)...

No, no, no...They've got to lick up the cumfart, without that, there's no payoff. We'll hire enough hookers for you to do all of the above in Vegas.

Being as it's your birthday, you should take the day off.

Have a good one!

[docholly]

UW..
After reading UW's gracious RESPONSE and Preacher's reply -- I fear that the Orleans and Vegas will NEVER ever be the same.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm 37 today, which means I've already lived more years than I have remaining. I'm not one of those people who minds growing a little bit older each year, but I have one issue that I find troubling. I've hardly had any sex with teen girls during the first 37, so how likely is it that I'm going to get any in the next 30 or so? The outlook is grim. Thank the gods for pornography.

Thank you all.

I'm sure that Chris Hansen and Dateline will be happy to hear that..


Who knew I could get grossed out in a Happy Birthday thread... |raygun|

[SheepGuy]

Happy Birthday Useless!
You're in your "power years" now so buy teen sex when you want it

[stuveltje]

Happy Birthday UW

[Trev]

Happy Birthday UW.


And everyone else..