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[RedCherry]

Originally Posted by papagmp

One night, I had my ex bent over the foot-board of our bed and was hammering her pretty good. I had no Ideal Maynard was sneaking up behind me - but my balls slapping against my ex's ass must have been to much for him. When he jumped, he grabbed both balls in his claws and hung on for dear life. I screamed, and my ex moaned as I hit bottom as blood started dripping down both sides of my sack. My ex just sat there and laughed.

Needless to say - Maynard was not welcome in the bedroom after that.

Holy shit, I can't believe you weren't, well unable to have sex after that. And I'm glad she is an ex for laughing at you, that is just wrong.

I'll have to tell MadHatter about that, most of the time the cats are locked out when we are having sex but I'll make sure they are everytime now.