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Old 2008-05-06, 08:19 PM   #30
papagmp
That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
 
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What a fucked up day!

Blew the new 454 in my 1-ton on the way to Denver. Probably a rod bearing - then threw the rod by the time I got stopped. As I pulled over, I ran over some old auto part on in the left medium and punctured both left-rear tires.

To make matters worse, my Duramax needs $4,500 worth on injectors to pass emissions and I sold my motorcycle three weeks ago. I have no wheels until I get one of the beasts fixed. Hell, I'm supposed to fuck a cute little model at 9pm, she needs a ride and I have no wheels. . Only good news is the model's already pregnant so I can't knock her up.

Twix rescued me in Denver and I had a great time giving her a full-body massage for her effort but she left me with a bad case of blue-balls (If that woman had any idea how sexy she is)..........

Twix left her dog with me this evening cuz I'm only man that her dog has never attacked. I guess that means I'm at least in the "in crowd" - at least with her dog....... Now if I can only give enough doggie bones to Twix to get her to give me kisses like her dog does

Her dog, a black lab/border collie mix, and my cat get along great unless there's food involved - in that case, my cat kicks her dogs ass.

Anyway - stuck with no wheels and a house full of mutts for a few days.......

I don't feel like working tonight
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