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Old 2008-07-24, 10:13 PM   #1
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I have a little-known rule on one of my lists that ALL of my submitters have ignored even though it's clearly printed on top of the main page of the submission area as soon as you log in:

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I will no longer list free sites that don't have a photo of my grotesquely engorged cock on the index, above the warning text. I will be taking new high-def pics of my cock later, for those of you who no longer wish to use the old ones. If you'd like me to write your name, or the name of your site, on my cock, please let me know in advance.
You probably think I'm kidding, but my submitters know I'm not.
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Old 2008-07-25, 12:48 AM   #2
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I have a little-known rule on one of my lists that ALL of my submitters have ignored even though it's clearly printed on top of the main page of the submission area as soon as you log in:



You probably think I'm kidding, but my submitters know I'm not.
Maybe I should sell ad space on my ass?
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Old 2008-07-25, 02:01 AM   #3
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Maybe I should sell ad space on my ass?
why not, we sure seem to see enough of it hehe
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Old 2008-07-25, 02:11 AM   #4
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Maybe I should sell ad space on my ass?
Ages ago I had a client named Prankmasters that did a lot of crazy things. They had a Balloonogram with a stripping gorilla -- someone in a gorilla suit that stripped down to a gstring (which of course was on the outside of the gorilla suit). The thing that makes this funny is that they had a guy named Frank that did Moon-O-Grams. He'd write the message on his behind, and moon the recipient. For office environments they did a half-moon which had the message written on his undewear. In '93, they charged $450 for the moon-o-gram and $250 for the half-moon-o-gram.

It might be more lucrative than you might think.
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