Happy Pre-Turkey Tuesday

[Useless]

I use the word irony sparingly, but I'm thinking that Mr. Exotic's experience on the handicap ramp is one of the very few instances of irony found in nature.

Go see a doctor and cut that ramp into kindling.

The wife is home for the rest of the week, then she'll be gone, daddy, gone. I will be a very lonely boy. She said that she's not worried about the kids, but she is worried about me. Now, why would someone worry about a guy like me, who is so amazingly emotionally stable? I am a rock.

[Mr Exotic]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I use the word irony sparingly, but I'm thinking that Mr. Exotic's experience on the handicap ramp is one of the very few instances of irony found in nature.

Go see a doctor and cut that ramp into kindling.

Haha, you can only imagine the conversation we had after I picked myself off the ground and managed to get back in. I was like "Fuck that god damn ramp, that motherfucker is gone". We've already discussed getting rid of it before because the kids think its a slide and are gonna end up with an ass full of splinters, and my 4yo boy thinks its fun to ride his little bikes and cars down it.

I mean what the hell was that old lady thinking when she put that thing in, haha. I guess the dude we bought the place off of, had bought it off his ex mother-in-law after getting a divorce and she is the one that had it put in. The fucker is so steep I sure as hell would like to see a person in a wheel chair even attempt to make it up that thing.

[Mr Exotic]

As far as going to the doctor, I think I'll be fine, everytime I let the old lady talk me into going it always ends up being a huge waste of money. This summer when I tore my hamstring she insisted I go to the ER and by insisting I mean not even talking to me until I went. They said yep you tore it (thanks I already knew that) there is nothing we can do, if it doesnt get better you'll have to have surgery, then gave me a prescription for pain killers. Then a month later give me a bill for 370$.

This is actually the 3rd time in my life I've had a concussion. First time was playing ball and getting hit in the head when I was a kid, and the second time I was in my old Ford work truck I used to have, got rear-ended and bashed my head so hard on the back plexiglass window that the window popped out. I mean my head hurts and all, but compared to my back and especially my neck, the concussion part is what is causing me the least pain.