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2010-06-23, 08:02 PM | #1 |
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Why do guys jerkoff so much? turns out there is good scientific reason
So, all those fucking christians who are against jerking off turn out to be TOTALLY WRONG once again.
Guys need to masturbate to get rid of older sperm, and girls prefer the sperm of men who masturbate, so much so that a girls body rejects older sperm and squirts it out, while sucking in the fresher sperm from the guy who jerked off before banging her. So, if you want to breed, jerk off. If you want the girl to reject your sperm, dont jerk off. Case fucking closed. One more reason why jerking off is important and healthy, and NOT jerking off is sick sick fucking sick and in direct opposition to the christian goal of breeding more tithe-paying christians. And we pornslingers are like freekin doctors lol! http://www.scientificamerican.com/bl...l-a-2010-06-22 masturbation is an evolved strategy for shedding old sperm while making room for new, fitter sperm. It’s quality over quantity. Here are the adaptive logistics.The advantage to the male could be that the younger sperm are more acceptable to the female and/or are better able to reach a secure position in the female tract. Moreover, once retained in the female tract, younger sperm could be more fertile in the absence of sperm competition [sexually monogamous relationships] and/or more competitive in the presence of sperm competition [in which the woman is having sex with other men]. Finally, if younger sperm live longer in the female tract, any enhanced fertility and competitiveness would also last longer.Unconvinced? Well, Baker and Bellis are clever empiricists. They also apparently have stomachs of steel. One way that they tested their hypotheses was to ask over 30 brave heterosexual couples to provide them with some rather concrete samples of their sex lives: the vaginal “flowbacks” from their post-coital couplings, in which some portion of the male’s ejaculate is spontaneously rejected by the woman’s body.The flowback emerges 5-120 min after copulation as a relatively discrete event over a period of 1-2 min in the form of three to eight white globules. With practice, females can recognize the sensation of the beginning of flowback and can collect the material by squatting over a 250 ml glass beaker. [And here comes a useful tip, ladies…] Once the flowback is nearly ready to emerge, it can be hastened by, for example, coughing.As the authors predicted, the number of sperm in the girlfriends’ flowbacks increased significantly the longer it had been since the boyfriend’s last masturbation -- even after the researchers controlled for the relative volume of seminal fluid emission as a function of time since last ejaculation (the longer it had been, the more ejaculate was present). If only the parents of teenage boys had these findings available for the first hundred thousand years of our history, think of all the anxiety, guilt and shame that might never have been. |
2010-06-23, 08:21 PM | #2 |
"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
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2010-06-23, 09:26 PM | #3 | ||
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Along somewhat similar lines, here's an article I read yesterday about why we want sex, and why we want it with more than one mate. It's for the good of the species!
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2010-06-23, 09:38 PM | #4 |
"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
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I've been making these arguments for years UW, it's nice to see some 'respectable' people agreeing with me
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2010-06-24, 08:24 PM | #5 |
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Yeah, but the conservative Christians (and other religious fanatics who think that way) are right about one thing: keeping sex stuff taboo makes it SO much hotter (and leads to a bigger rush, like UW mentioned regarding dopamine). The more wrong they think it is, the better and more intense it feels.
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2010-06-24, 10:58 PM | #6 |
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dang...no masturbation could be a form of birth control???????? Fuck that...I'll stick with condoms...
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2010-07-02, 03:32 AM | #7 |
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The only true reason is because we are horny little fuckers and when the females don't want to put out we jackoff and thats the only reason! Plain and simple!
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2010-07-02, 06:43 AM | #8 | |
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Being horny is what makes us want to fuck and/or masturbate, but it is only an in between stage. What this thread is about is what makes us horny in the first place. |
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2010-07-06, 03:14 PM | #9 |
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Religious or not guys will always find a way to get off.
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Oh there are plenty of men who remain celibate and also never masturbate for religious reasons. You can always tell the guys who have been like that for a year or two. They are the ones at the top of the multi story car park with a sniper rifle in their hands.
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2010-07-06, 05:11 PM | #11 |
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I know a guy like this, who is 55 and is still a virgin. My brother thinks its because he is deeply religious, and is gay, (him and my brother had a brief make out session in high school that horrified the guy) and since that is something he won't accept, he has never had sex, and never masturbated. He must have cobwebs inside there by now instead of sperm.
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It makes sense. Religious zealots don't want healthy men with healthy sperm hanging around. It means competition. They don't want you fucking unless you're already entangled in a marriage, lest you fuck their wives.
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(Before anyone gets the impression I am saying all Christians are thickos, I'm not, I am just saying that those who believe that everything in the Bible is an accurate representation of God's words are thick. And before you argue that - if everything in the Bible is true, then all Christians are going to Hell, because if you commit murder and never repent the Bible says you will go to Hell, but it also lays out conditions where you MUST commit murder, without any repentance, and if you don't "you will never enter the kingdom of Heaven".) |
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I don't think there is anything Machiavellian about it. I think its more gut reaction and primitive and it manifests itself that way. There are things we do everyday that we can't easily explain, we're just hardwired that way. I read somewhere women typically don't like other women who are promiscuous because they fear the promiscuous women will attract their mates away from them. So next time you hear one woman call another a "slut", it may be a reaction to insecurity or fear of losing her mate. I'm thinking more along those lines in regards to the original topic: that men don't want other healthy males around their mates unless they fully trust them.
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To use your own example, writing a book of the Bible is not like a dog fucking a bitch, it is like a dog spending it's entire life planning to fuck one particular bitch, tricking it's owner into always taking their walks past her home, spreading rumours in the dog world that she has a venereal disease, getting friendly with her parents, etc, etc. Not "instinctive", but some "serious planning" Quote:
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I re-read our posts, and I'm not sure if we're in complete disagreement. We certainly agree on this I think: Man uses religion to seek domain over his fellow man. The reason behind it is where we may disagree.
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Perhaps I should bring up my "qualifications" in subject. I was brought up as a Christian, went to a catholic school, and for the first thirty odd years of my life spent a lot of time amongst this sort of person. Hell, for a few years in my younger days, I probably was one of these people. And I can assure you that the majority do not have the smarts to think "hey, I don't want other people fucking my wife, I'll use this as a way to keep them from doing so". And I'd also guess that anyone who is smart enough to think like this will be smart enough to realise that it ain't going to work! |
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2010-07-13, 05:11 AM | #19 |
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Great information. Now we are enlightened why masturbation is good. LOL.
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2010-07-15, 05:34 PM | #20 |
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless
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Does this mean that coughing can be used as a crude form of birth control? Who knew?
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2010-08-02, 09:01 AM | #21 |
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless
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I've learned that the older men get, the more defective their sperm becomes. So, as the female's egg cells continue to deplete on the road to menopause, male sperms are not of "high' quality anymore. End result: Harder conception, or conception with the baby having some birth defects. Such is life. Such is biology.
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