I found beer to go with Greenie's Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Opener

[Simon]

How the hell do you dream up such an idea, get it passed by the board of directors and put it into production without anyone causing a stink?

They probably used some of this...


Eliminate odors quickly and permanently with McKenzie Odor Eliminator. Odors are chemically neutralized not masked. Powerful enough to eliminate odors in strong smelling skins such as coyote and goats yet gentle enough to eliminate odors in milder smelling skins such as elk.

Seriously though, if you watch the video (The End of History) on the Brew Dog website you can tell this isn't the usual big brewery operation. In fact, some of the outfits in the video reminded me of your wedding at Greenie's.