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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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Morning!
![]() It's Yell's youngest's 21st birthday today, so she went out at midnight & her friends had a cute cake & presents...when I turned 21, my buddy knocked on my door at 12:05 AM & dragged me to the store to buy him beer ![]() So far, it's going well with the 3 extra people we have living here. Their lil guy is 3 & Ren is obsessed with finding him when he's not downstairs, yet he runs away from him as soon as he sees him ![]() ![]() Still ![]() ![]() Gonna watch Deep Web on Epix today. It really is amazing how little I know about this stuff seeing as I've been online since 96: Quote:
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Life is good
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Lonewolf Internet Sales
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It's probably posted in that double secret forum no one knows about.
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1) Over here it is legal to buy beer at 18, so by the time I was 21 I'd been legally buying beer for my friends for 3 years! (When I was at college, there was actually a bar in the college.) 2) When I turned 21 it was still illegal in Britain to sell alcohol after 11pm, so no one would have let anyone buy anyone else beer at 12:05 am. 3) You waited until you were legally old enough to buy beer before you bought beer????? I first bought beer in a bar when I was 15, and was regularly drinking by the time I was 17! Quote:
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![]() ![]() ![]() And his biggest fear is small children. He has even worked that prams contain babies, so he runs from women pushing prams! While walking him today I stopped to eat an orange. This in itself was a problem, because the puppy saw the orange and thought I had brought a tennis ball for him to play with. He then looked horrified when, instead of throwing the "ball", I ate it. But to make matters worse, while I sat on a park bench eating what he thought was his ball, a kid came over to stroke the dog. The dog immediately jumped up on the bench beside me, to get away from the kid. Then a kid rode by on a push scooter. The kid was going reasonably fast and the dog saw this as an "attacking charge" and backed away further, his rear legs ended up on the top of the back of the bench. While he was still in this position a woman carrying a baby in a front papoose passed by. The baby saw the dog, smiled and pointed at him. This was too much for the puppy. He saw the pointed finger as some kind of gun, about to fire a doggy death ray at him or something. He frantically backed away from the kid. But in his panic he had forgotten that he was standing on a bench with his rear legs on the back of the bench. As he retreated his ass end went off the rear of the bench. His front legs remained on the bench, and his belly was grounded on the back of the bench! The poor fellow was stuck. Back paws dangling in mid air. Front paws on the bench, but without the "push" from the rear paws he could not un-ground himself from the back of the bench. He was helpless and surrounded by those really dangerous children things! It was really funny for the other people in the park to watch, but for those of us struggling to calm a panicking puppy who was technically strong enough to rip apart an attacking lion, it was not a lot of fun! Last edited by ecchi; 2015-06-02 at 02:12 AM.. |
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America - Another world. Never had to ask someone else to buy beer for me in my life (well, except when they were slow standing their round). First drink in a bar was a theatre bar. I was early for the show, bought my ticket and the person in the ticket office said "I'll get someone to open the bar for you." I was 15 at the time! Been drinking since (although only occasionally at 15 and 16, not a regular drinker until I hit 17 and changed school).
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