Monday June 22nd (aka Shitty Day)

ecchi · 2015-06-22, 04:43 PM

Current big news story in Britain at the moment is that the Metropolitan Police (London Police) are clamping down on fat out of condition officers, because they are embarrassed that too many of them look like Officer Wiggums. The rule is "Loose weight fatty or leave the force." I got to see why this is an important issue first hand today.

Walking to a London park via a footpath today I was passed in the opposite direction by a fit looking black guy running hell for leather out of the park. After he had disappeared from site, a chubby policeman ran round the corner at about half the first guy's speed, puffing with exertion and asked if had seen a guy in a blue tracksuit. I said yes, but as the cop disappeared, pointed out that there was no way he would "get his man" running at that speed!

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

14 years ago today, we lost my oldest step-son, and oh how I miss him & wish I could go back to that day, because life has not been the same since

My sympathies to you and your wife.

tadpole · 2015-06-24, 09:54 AM

Borehole pump stolen, seed bed pump stolen, 100 tonnes of maize stolen, 135 bales of tobaccao stolen. Contact the police and report it, with the names and video of the theft. 2 days later the thieves are free. They sold your motors and your seeds and tobacco for an absolute pittance, gave some of it to the cops. 3 weeks later these bastards are back on the farm wanting a job! If you don't give them a job, you are accused of racism. These people then want massive ie 60% wage increses. Go to the labour office and complain about theft, and they in turn say it is justified . You need to pay the thieves more to stop them thieving! This nonsence of peole in Africa earning 2$ a day is absolute crap. They earn far more IF THEY ARE WILLING TO WORK.

2015-06-24, 09:54 AM	#2
tadpole Oh! I haven't changed since high school and suddenly I am uncool Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Darkest Africa Posts: 258	Theft Borehole pump stolen, seed bed pump stolen, 100 tonnes of maize stolen, 135 bales of tobaccao stolen. Contact the police and report it, with the names and video of the theft. 2 days later the thieves are free. They sold your motors and your seeds and tobacco for an absolute pittance, gave some of it to the cops. 3 weeks later these bastards are back on the farm wanting a job! If you don't give them a job, you are accused of racism. These people then want massive ie 60% wage increses. Go to the labour office and complain about theft, and they in turn say it is justified . You need to pay the thieves more to stop them thieving! This nonsence of peole in Africa earning 2$ a day is absolute crap. They earn far more IF THEY ARE WILLING TO WORK. __________________