Sunday The 16th (aka 44 Years Old & Still Get Growing Pains?)

ecchi · 2015-08-16, 02:55 PM

I want meat.

Seriously.

I Waaaaaaaaant Meeeeeeeeat.........

This "low fat vegetarian weekend" is a pain in the ass!

Stupid thing is: I often have a vegetarian meal for a change and quite like it. But when I eat them to cut down on fat/cholesterol it feels like a punishment and I seriously miss the meat part of the meal!

Remember I said I would probably ruin the "just add water and boil" bolognese? Well I managed it! I either put in too little water or boiled too long. Either way, I burnt it.

Hew bad a chef can you get? Simple instructions, Pour the content of the packet into a pan of water. Bring to the boil. Simmer for 15 minutes. Then serve.

And I managed to burn it!

Idiot!

I guess this is God's way of telling me that he wants me to eat meat.

Ahh well, can't go against God I suppose!

tadpole · 2015-08-17, 12:10 PM

God does not want you to eat his creatures. If you crave something savoury try a Bovril and tomatoe sandwich!

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Originally Posted by ecchi

I want meat.

Seriously.

I Waaaaaaaaant Meeeeeeeeat.........

This "low fat vegetarian weekend" is a pain in the ass!

Stupid thing is: I often have a vegetarian meal for a change and quite like it. But when I eat them to cut down on fat/cholesterol it feels like a punishment and I seriously miss the meat part of the meal!

Remember I said I would probably ruin the "just add water and boil" bolognese? Well I managed it! I either put in too little water or boiled too long. Either way, I burnt it.

Hew bad a chef can you get? Simple instructions, Pour the content of the packet into a pan of water. Bring to the boil. Simmer for 15 minutes. Then serve.

And I managed to burn it!

Idiot!

I guess this is God's way of telling me that he wants me to eat meat.

Ahh well, can't go against God I suppose!

ecchi · 2015-08-17, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by tadpole

God does not want you to eat his creatures. If you crave something savoury try a Bovril and tomatoe sandwich!

Bovril is one of God's creatures, it is a cow!

Cleo · 2015-08-17, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

Bovril is one of God's creatures, it is a cow!

Recipe changes
In November 2004, the manufacturers, Unilever, announced that the composition of Bovril was being changed from beef extract to a yeast extract, claiming it was to make the product suitable for vegetarians and vegans; at that time, fear of bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) may have been a factor.

ecchi · 2015-08-17, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Recipe changes
In November 2004, the manufacturers, Unilever, announced that the composition of Bovril was being changed from beef extract to a yeast extract, claiming it was to make the product suitable for vegetarians and vegans; at that time, fear of bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) may have been a factor.

Don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia! Bovril used to be 100% beef extract, it is now a mix of yeast extract and beef extract, but it is not beef free!

http://www.unilever.co.uk/brands-in-...Bovril/293591/

Cleo · 2015-08-18, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

Don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia! Bovril used to be 100% beef extract, it is now a mix of yeast extract and beef extract, but it is not beef free!

http://www.unilever.co.uk/brands-in-...Bovril/293591/

No matter what it is made out of it still looks like something that comes out of an animal's ass.

tadpole · 2015-08-18, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

No matter what it is made out of it still looks like something that comes out of an animal's ass.

Arse extract.

2015-08-16, 02:55 PM	#1
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	I want meat. Seriously. I Waaaaaaaaant Meeeeeeeeat......... This "low fat vegetarian weekend" is a pain in the ass! Stupid thing is: I often have a vegetarian meal for a change and quite like it. But when I eat them to cut down on fat/cholesterol it feels like a punishment and I seriously miss the meat part of the meal! Remember I said I would probably ruin the "just add water and boil" bolognese? Well I managed it! I either put in too little water or boiled too long. Either way, I burnt it. Hew bad a chef can you get? Simple instructions, Pour the content of the packet into a pan of water. Bring to the boil. Simmer for 15 minutes. Then serve. And I managed to burn it! Idiot! I guess this is God's way of telling me that he wants me to eat meat. Ahh well, can't go against God I suppose!