Thursday September 24th (aka I Get ALL My News From What's Trending On Facebook)

ecchi · 2015-09-24, 06:22 PM

Ever feel like punching a friend?

Or killing them and hiding the body where no one will ever find it?

I mentioned a while back that the husky had runny poops. It spread. The puppy got it too, and so did both their cats. This evening, after walking the dogs, my friend told me that they think it is the tap water, as they only drink it boiled (coffee tea etc.) and they don't have the runny poops. So they think a bug has got into the tap water and that is causing it.

They told me this after they had watched me pour myself a glass of tap water and drink three quarters of it!

AFTER LETTING ME DRINK THE TOXIC STUFF!

Then they told me that they have bought several gallons of the cheapest bottled water for the dogs and cats, so if I change the water in the dogs or cats bowls I must use the bottled stuff.

The dogs and cats get bottled water, but I get tap water!

I get the water with the typhoid, or dengue fever, or lurgi, or whatever, in it!

You know what they say "With friends like these who needs enemas?"

(That is not a typo, I'm guessing the runny poops I'll soon be inflicted with, thanks to the toxic water that I get to drink, will render enemas unnecessary!)

Greenguy · 2015-09-25, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramster

Finally launching a new web site...http://www.archangelvideo.com/tour/

So THAT'S what all that

on Twitter was yesterday!

2015-09-24, 06:22 PM	#1
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Ever feel like punching a friend? Or killing them and hiding the body where no one will ever find it? I mentioned a while back that the husky had runny poops. It spread. The puppy got it too, and so did both their cats. This evening, after walking the dogs, my friend told me that they think it is the tap water, as they only drink it boiled (coffee tea etc.) and they don't have the runny poops. So they think a bug has got into the tap water and that is causing it. They told me this *after* they had watched me pour myself a glass of tap water and drink three quarters of it! AFTER LETTING ME DRINK THE TOXIC STUFF! Then they told me that they have bought several gallons of the cheapest bottled water for the dogs and cats, so if I change the water in the dogs or cats bowls I must use the bottled stuff. The dogs and cats get bottled water, but I get tap water! I get the water with the typhoid, or dengue fever, or lurgi, or whatever, in it! You know what they say "With friends like these who needs enemas?" (That is not a typo, I'm guessing the runny poops I'll soon be inflicted with, thanks to the toxic water that I get to drink, will render enemas unnecessary!)