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Old 2004-10-15, 04:23 PM   #20
GunnCat
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Quote:
Originally posted by AdultLegal-Jim
Three baseball fans were on their way from a game when they noticed a
foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the
road. They looked and discovered a nude woman, drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his
cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his
cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee
fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived,
he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked,
"What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised.
Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an
asshole."

GO SOX!!!
LOL
That is a bit like the pot calling the kettle black though

I went looking for a joke on the Sox, but then I just thought of one. The red sox |pissleft|
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