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Old 2006-06-23, 09:38 PM   #1
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I'm one of those sick bastards who surfs at 800x600, so your pages annoy the hell out of me.
Me too.

Go with Enter Here or Enter "yoursite" Here.

You should have at least an outgoing link to a sponsor. A banner with a line of text would give it something visual to the surfer.
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Old 2006-06-23, 11:55 PM   #2
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Wow...yea, I can see why surfers bail on ya pretty quickly

Lots of good feedback already...colors, alignment, text usage, HUGE white space in your code...you've got some work to do. That said, you're in the right place to learn

Just a couple more observations...

You've got google search on your domain as an exit link which is a bit odd.

You're spamming a celeb and a magazine in your metas which isn't very cool.

For the few that do actually enter your site, they're greeted by improperly prepared thumbs that are linked directly to sponsors. Not gonna make sales that way

Oh, and unless I'm mis-remembering...isn't a 'hoe' a garden implement...and a 'ho' a naughty girl?
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Old 2006-06-24, 01:41 AM   #3
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...Oh, and unless I'm mis-remembering...isn't a 'hoe' a garden implement...and a 'ho' a naughty girl?
I checked my ebonics dictionary and you are correct sir. I see this mistake made constantly.

Way to keep your pimp hand strong MrYum! |afro|
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Old 2006-06-26, 12:52 AM   #4
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cockhungryhoes, this thread is 3 days old and your enter link still says "click here for free hot hoes." Why did you bother posting?

In case you're actually going to do something with that page, make it stickier. It looks more like a 404 page than a warning page to me. Don't even bother worrying about SEs at this point.
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