Unfortunate Naming.

[Bobc01]

Originally Posted by papagmp

When I met my second wife's mother for the first time I told her my name was Richard. She replied, "I guess I can call you Dick then" to which I promptly responded, "Sure, if I can call you Cunt" - The Cunt never did like me.

I never got on with my mother in law either, i think it was because i used to describe her to other people as having a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

[spacemanspiff]

a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle

I'm going to have to file that one away for future use.