Wake Up It's Time To Take Rat Poison And Inject Pig Intestine Mucus 062811

[RedCherry]

That just makes me want to hurl hearing what you are on Cleo. I don't know if I'd be brave enough to stay on the medication after finding that out.

Morning all. Up and checking mail and getting ready to get to work. Porn and now that I've had my big end of the month deposit from a sponsor, paying bills and buying groceries is planned for today.

Have a good one all!

[ecchi]

Originally Posted by RedCherry

That just makes me want to hurl hearing what you are on Cleo. I don't know if I'd be brave enough to stay on the medication after finding that out.

I have to take 11 different types of medication each day, and I learnt long ago that it is a bad idea to know. If I don't take the pills I'll die early, so I find out as little as possible! You only have to read the "possible side effects" to want to give up. Several of mine list one of the possible side effects as "death"!!!!!!

And even the "instructions for use" should be avoided. I take several pills for high blood pressure, and several for diabetes. The blood pressure pills say that you should not take them if you are diabetic, and the diabetes pills say that you should not take them if you have high blood pressure.

But my favourite, for pure surrealism, is the statin that I take every night. That one warns me not to drink grapefruit juice, because the medication converts grapefruit juice into deadly poison!!!

I rarely eat grapefruit, probably less than once a year. But of course since starting taking the statin I have desperately wanted a bowl of grapefruit with every meal.

I also worry about my sister. There is a genetic probability that later in life she will need a medication that can only be got from cows. She is a strict vegetarian, and being given the choice of taking this medication or dieing, I think there is a risk she will choose the latter.

So my advice to everyone is to ask your doctor what you need to take, how to take it, and what you must avoid eating/drinking at the same time, then ask no more. Do not try and find out the "essential" facts about your meds, believe me, you don't want to know.

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by RedCherry

That just makes me want to hurl hearing what you are on Cleo.

I did say that I'd be willing to suck a chicken's ass if I'd be able to walk pain free. I'm walking pain free and this is a bit better than sucking on a chicken's ass.

Going to hit the gym sometime this week, get on the treadmill and see if I'm really pain free. The other test will be when I finally go kayaking again and have to carry my kayak to the water.

I just hope that I never actually have to suck on a chicken's ass.

[ecchi]

Originally Posted by Cleo

I just hope that I never actually have to suck on a chicken's ass.

If you do, film it - you may have just discovered a new porn niche!

[ecchi]

Just realised that this thread shows that it is a good job I did not follow my parent's wishes and become a doctor. When I read the first post I assumed Cleo had heart trouble not pain problems, because (for some reason) I thought that "rat poison and pig intestine mucus" were both used to treat heart disease.

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by ecchi

When I read the first post I assumed Cleo had heart trouble not pain problems, because (for some reason) I thought that "rat poison and pig intestine mucus" were both used to treat heart disease.

Actually I have some fucking asshole ex shot me in the leg, along with other places, problems. The artificial vain grafts in my leg keeps on closing up, I've had three so far, so now after roto-rooting the arteries in my leg last week they have me on blood thinners and anti coagulates in hopes that they won’t close up again.