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Old 2011-06-28, 09:39 AM   #1
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Cool Wake Up It's Time To Take Rat Poison And Inject Pig Intestine Mucus 062811

Thanks to Meatpounder I Googled the meds I'm on and the pills that I'm taking are rat poison and the injections that I'm taking are pig intestine mucus. I'm surprised that I feel as good as I do this morning, not that I feel that wonderful.

Just another day of trying to get caught up planned for today. Our stripper friend is coming to stay with us either today or tomorrow so I also need to clean our guest room and sweep the floors today so that I don't have to listen to her bitch that we have sandy floors as she walks around naked.

Nice to see that I'm not that only one with a brain fart yesterday. Had a blood test yesterday to see if I'm on the correct dosage of rat poison and the doctor said I needed to up my dosage by 1 mg so she called in a script for 1 mg tablets but instead of ordering 30 tablets so ordered 1 tablet so I had a script for just 1 tablet waiting for me yesterday. Guess I'll be picking up my other 29 tablets of rat poison today.
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Old 2011-06-28, 10:00 AM   #2
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That doesn't sound pleasant at all, although you'd be surprised what "poisons" are used for medicinal purposes. Did you know that botox comes from the botulinum bacteria and is the most potent toxin in the world?
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Old 2011-06-28, 10:43 AM   #3
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That just makes me want to hurl hearing what you are on Cleo. I don't know if I'd be brave enough to stay on the medication after finding that out.

Morning all. Up and checking mail and getting ready to get to work. Porn and now that I've had my big end of the month deposit from a sponsor, paying bills and buying groceries is planned for today.

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Old 2011-06-28, 11:17 AM   #4
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That just makes me want to hurl hearing what you are on Cleo. I don't know if I'd be brave enough to stay on the medication after finding that out.
I have to take 11 different types of medication each day, and I learnt long ago that it is a bad idea to know. If I don't take the pills I'll die early, so I find out as little as possible! You only have to read the "possible side effects" to want to give up. Several of mine list one of the possible side effects as "death"!!!!!!

And even the "instructions for use" should be avoided. I take several pills for high blood pressure, and several for diabetes. The blood pressure pills say that you should not take them if you are diabetic, and the diabetes pills say that you should not take them if you have high blood pressure.

But my favourite, for pure surrealism, is the statin that I take every night. That one warns me not to drink grapefruit juice, because the medication converts grapefruit juice into deadly poison!!!

I rarely eat grapefruit, probably less than once a year. But of course since starting taking the statin I have desperately wanted a bowl of grapefruit with every meal.

I also worry about my sister. There is a genetic probability that later in life she will need a medication that can only be got from cows. She is a strict vegetarian, and being given the choice of taking this medication or dieing, I think there is a risk she will choose the latter.

So my advice to everyone is to ask your doctor what you need to take, how to take it, and what you must avoid eating/drinking at the same time, then ask no more. Do not try and find out the "essential" facts about your meds, believe me, you don't want to know.
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Old 2011-06-28, 11:21 AM   #5
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That just makes me want to hurl hearing what you are on Cleo.
I did say that I'd be willing to suck a chicken's ass if I'd be able to walk pain free. I'm walking pain free and this is a bit better than sucking on a chicken's ass.

Going to hit the gym sometime this week, get on the treadmill and see if I'm really pain free. The other test will be when I finally go kayaking again and have to carry my kayak to the water.

I just hope that I never actually have to suck on a chicken's ass.
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Old 2011-06-28, 11:24 AM   #6
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I just hope that I never actually have to suck on a chicken's ass.
If you do, film it - you may have just discovered a new porn niche!
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Old 2011-06-28, 11:31 AM   #7
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Just realised that this thread shows that it is a good job I did not follow my parent's wishes and become a doctor. When I read the first post I assumed Cleo had heart trouble not pain problems, because (for some reason) I thought that "rat poison and pig intestine mucus" were both used to treat heart disease.
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Old 2011-06-28, 11:41 AM   #8
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When I read the first post I assumed Cleo had heart trouble not pain problems, because (for some reason) I thought that "rat poison and pig intestine mucus" were both used to treat heart disease.
Actually I have some fucking asshole ex shot me in the leg, along with other places, problems. The artificial vain grafts in my leg keeps on closing up, I've had three so far, so now after roto-rooting the arteries in my leg last week they have me on blood thinners and anti coagulates in hopes that they won’t close up again.
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Shit. Sorry to hear that.
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Old 2011-06-28, 12:22 PM   #10
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Cleo, just be a little careful with your workouts....blood thinners are nothing to joke about and minor bumps can be problematic (never mind about cuts and scrapes)
Also watch your brocoli if you eat that (I love it) as that is very high in Vitamin K and k is the antidote for blood thinners
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Old 2011-06-28, 12:27 PM   #11
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Morning All

Sorry I haven't been around too much - this stupid Cellulitis has my ass dragging. Going for a follow up appt with my doc this afternoon, which is good because my right legs is swollen about 2 inches wider than my left.

Other that that, it's catching up on work for me.
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So yesterday sucked. At least I can say it wasn't painful. So at least I got that going for me. Fuck some people just can't get out of their own way. Bah. Anyway, today going to actually maybe get some work done. Then later I get to help my sister move some shit into my garage until my Dad can get down here with his trailer to move it back to storage.

Good times. At some point I can maybe actually work.
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Morning All

Sorry I haven't been around too much - this stupid Cellulitis has my ass dragging. Going for a follow up appt with my doc this afternoon, which is good because my right legs is swollen about 2 inches wider than my left.

Other that that, it's catching up on work for me.
Doesn't it suck getting old?
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Old 2011-06-28, 02:22 PM   #14
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Yes...but it's still better than the alternative.

At 56 now I'm starting to look forward to being able to blame Mad Cow disease (Denny Crane!) when I do things I couldn't have gotten away with when I was young.

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Old 2011-06-28, 02:50 PM   #15
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it's still better than the alternative.
Ain’t that the fucking truth!
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my right legs is swollen about 2 inches wider than my left..
We have something in common. Both of us have a right leg that is way bigger than our left leg. I wonder what the odds are of that?
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Also watch your brocoli if you eat that (I love it) as that is very high in Vitamin K and k is the antidote for blood thinners
Yeah as far as I can tell I'm not supposed to eat anything that is good for me or anything that tastes good.
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Old 2011-06-28, 04:34 PM   #16
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Good evening,

You know that one of the first cases of "doping" in the cyclist world was with rat poison. I'm surprised you aren't climbing up the walls by now Cleo

The sky just fell here, or at least a whole bunch of rain at once accompanied by some light flashes and big bangs. I was outside for about 15 seconds and was completely soaked. But that was a nice refreshment after digging holes and doing concrete work for about 10 hours in 35°C/95°F.

Have a good day all!
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Old 2011-06-28, 06:31 PM   #17
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Waiter, I'll have the pig mucus on the rat's toasted in cellulitis please.

With teh grapefruit and broccoli smoothie for desert.
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Old 2011-06-28, 08:57 PM   #18
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Ugh the day is almost over.. yippie!

My parents 50th wedding anniversary today - a huge congrats to them!

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