What Can I Say, It's Monday (2014-12-22)

Cleo · 2014-12-22, 09:48 AM

Personally I'm hoping that the porn sales deities are with me today.

After spending Saturday doing yard work using a chainsaw and then yesterday spending hours pressure cleaning lawn furniture I'm beyond sore today.

Work, gym, errands, more work and then I have no idea what the rest of the day will bring me.

Useless · 2014-12-22, 10:55 AM

I am at work, as usual, and thinking of ways to create more traffic sites by pulling data from my big perv database.

I have been gassy for weeks and weeks. Not overly gassy, but much more flatulant than I used to be. Is that the fault of aging or might I be rotting away on the inside?

Cleo · 2014-12-22, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I have been gassy for weeks and weeks. Not overly gassy, but much more flatulant than I used to be. Is that the fault of aging or might I be rotting away on the inside?

Have you been doing a lot of anal double penetration or maybe a recent alien probing?

Useless · 2014-12-22, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Have you been doing a lot of anal double penetration or maybe a recent alien probing?

Neither, as far as I know.
|cheese|

Useless · 2014-12-22, 09:36 PM

We no longer have that cool UFO emoticon, but we have an artichoke. |artichoke|

ecchi · 2014-12-23, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

We no longer have that cool UFO emoticon, but we have an artichoke. |artichoke|

If you have been probed by an alien artichoke, that would explain the flatulence.

2014-12-22, 09:48 AM	#1
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2014-12-22, 10:55 AM	#2
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I am at work, as usual, and thinking of ways to create more traffic sites by pulling data from my big perv database. I have been gassy for weeks and weeks. Not overly gassy, but much more flatulant than I used to be. Is that the fault of aging or might I be rotting away on the inside? __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2014-12-22, 09:36 PM	#5
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	We no longer have that cool UFO emoticon, but we have an artichoke. \|artichoke\| __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.