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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: About to be evicted!!!!
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Day of mistakes for me, some good, some bad. Coming home I stopped to get some steak for my meal. I'm still supposed to be loosing weight (doctor told me that if I loose enough I may win a second hand kidney as a prize). So regretfully I decided on a quarter pound steak. I looked at the price per pound, divided it by four. The butcher offered me a piece that was slightly over the price I said, I worked it out to be a little under five ounces, which was still OK. Five minutes later I remembered, he does not price his steak in pounds, he prices it in kilogrammes. I'd bought a piece of steak that was a little over quarter of a kilogramme, which is about half a pound. The idiot Ecchi thinks he is still living in the 1970s. I'd forgotten that in Britain we switched over into the metric system SEVERAL DECADES AGO!
Senile old fool! I guess I'm going to have to eat it. I mean, I only wanted a quarter pound, so it's not like I'm breaking my diet deliberately. And it would be a shame to waste it! Second act of stupidity did not have such a pleasant outcome: I have been out all day. When I got in, the room was really hot. It has been a hot day, but not that hot. Then I remembered that the last thing I did before leaving was switch off the heating. But it had been a hot morning too, so I had not switched the heating on. When I thought I had been switching it off, I had actually been switching it on! Then I left it on all day, burning up electricity at 3 KW/H, making an empty apartment hot. I seriously need a new, slightly younger, brain. Quote:
This is my body's way of waking me up and telling me that if I don't eat something soon I'll pass out. Since I was asleep at the time, passing out would have not been a problem! To make it doubly annoying: Once I have struggled to the bathroom, then struggled to the kitchen, eaten quite a bit of stuff, drunk over a pint of water (low blood sugar also give me a raging thirst) and finally got back to bed, I can usually not get back to sleep. At that point, passing out from low blood sugar would be a good thing! |
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Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships
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Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships
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