Friday December 4th (aka If I Was A Horse They'd Shoot Me)

Greenguy · 2015-12-04, 08:37 AM

Good Friday My Peeps!

Seeing as the chiro fixed my wrist after not being able to type yesterday morning, I decided to get some Rockstar's & work until 9 last night. I forgot how hard it is to sleep after chugging back 4 of those suckers, so I tossed & turned most of the night & ended up just saying fuck it a little before 6 this morning.

Just updated & I'll be working until it's time to wash my arse & go visit my

doctor. After that, I can vividly see a good 2 hour nap happening

OH! If you're a fan of cheesy 80's movies, then check out the doc Electric Boogaloo, which is about Cannon Films, the studio behind such classics as The Happy Hooker (and sequels), Enter the Ninja (and sequels), Death Wish II thru V, The Last American Virgin, Hercules, Breakin' & Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Missing in Action (and sequels), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Over the Top, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, Masters of the Universe, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and a shitload of other classic 80's cheese

Cleo · 2015-12-04, 09:00 AM

I thought it would be a good idea to install a Hand Held Bidet in my bathroom last night thinking it would only take a few minutes. Over an hour later I finally got the valve to fit despite not having enough room between the inlet valve and the diverter valve and then getting everything to stop leaking. This morning I had to tighten one of the fittings even more after seeing it dripping. Good thing that my bathroom is a tile floor over a cement slab as there isn't anything to get water damage.

Speaking of water... we had record rain yesterday and today is looking to be even worse. I had planned to go to the gym after doing Foxy's updates, but everything is way too flooded for my very low to the ground Vette.

JustRobert · 2015-12-04, 10:39 AM

Good Morning

Doing just a little bit of work as we head off to D-land today for my wife's birthday which actually is Sunday but the kids are coming over on that day so that's why we go today.

Enjoy your Friday!

Ramster · 2015-12-04, 10:56 AM

Morning

Working as usual but have some errands to run after lunch and might do some after work beers with a friend late afternoon, time will tell. |beer|

ecchi · 2015-12-04, 01:27 PM

What you all (except Cleo) need to do is change to my doctor - or at least the doctor standing in for him yesterday (I think it was his daughter). What she prescribed for my condition is "more steak"!

Yup, I'm eating steak 'cause my doctor told me to!

Greenguy · 2015-12-05, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I thought it would be a good idea to install a Hand Held Bidet in my bathroom last night....

Midgets in suitcases all over the world are rejoicing!!

Cleo · 2015-12-05, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

Midgets in suitcases all over the world are rejoicing!!

You do realize that it is just for rising as it is way too big to put up one's ass, even a shemale loving's ass.

JAI-LING · 2015-12-06, 12:37 AM

Cleo - Have you ever looked into washelets? They have a bidet function. Lots of fun and the clean feeling cannot be beat. I recommend to everyone.

http://www.amazon.com/Toto-SW574-01-...rds=toto+s300e

Cleo · 2015-12-06, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAI-LING

Cleo - Have you ever looked into washelets? They have a bidet function. Lots of fun and the clean feeling cannot be beat. I recommend to everyone.

http://www.amazon.com/Toto-SW574-01-...rds=toto+s300e

That is too expensive and would only fit the toilets in my guest bathrooms but not the round toilet that is in my bedroom's too small of a bathroom. But yes I did look into them.

But what I really want is a house on a salt water canal with big closets and huge bathrooms with both a toilet and a bidet. Just waiting to win the lottery.

Greenguy · 2015-12-07, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

You do realize that it is just for rising as it is way too big to put up one's ass, even a shemale loving's ass.

I tend to assume that the asshole of a midget loving tranny is a tad bit gaping

2015-12-04, 08:37 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Friday December 4th (aka If I Was A Horse They'd Shoot Me) Good Friday My Peeps! Seeing as the chiro fixed my wrist after not being able to type yesterday morning, I decided to get some Rockstar's & work until 9 last night. I forgot how hard it is to sleep after chugging back 4 of those suckers, so I tossed & turned most of the night & ended up just saying fuck it a little before 6 this morning. Just updated & I'll be working until it's time to wash my arse & go visit my doctor. After that, I can vividly see a good 2 hour nap happening OH! If you're a fan of cheesy 80's movies, then check out the doc Electric Boogaloo, which is about Cannon Films, the studio behind such classics as The Happy Hooker (and sequels), Enter the Ninja (and sequels), Death Wish II thru V, The Last American Virgin, Hercules, Breakin' & Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Missing in Action (and sequels), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Over the Top, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, Masters of the Universe, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and a shitload of other classic 80's cheese __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2015-12-04, 09:00 AM	#2
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I thought it would be a good idea to install a Hand Held Bidet in my bathroom last night thinking it would only take a few minutes. Over an hour later I finally got the valve to fit despite not having enough room between the inlet valve and the diverter valve and then getting everything to stop leaking. This morning I had to tighten one of the fittings even more after seeing it dripping. Good thing that my bathroom is a tile floor over a cement slab as there isn't anything to get water damage. Speaking of water... we had record rain yesterday and today is looking to be even worse. I had planned to go to the gym after doing Foxy's updates, but everything is way too flooded for my very low to the ground Vette. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2015-12-04, 10:39 AM	#3
JustRobert Bow Ties Are Cool Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: California Posts: 9,654	Good Morning Doing just a little bit of work as we head off to D-land today for my wife's birthday which actually is Sunday but the kids are coming over on that day so that's why we go today. Enjoy your Friday! __________________ Submit Your Galleries To The Erotic To Naughty Network!

2015-12-04, 10:56 AM	#4
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,867	Morning Working as usual but have some errands to run after lunch and might do some after work beers with a friend late afternoon, time will tell. \|beer\| __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2015-12-06, 12:37 AM	#8
JAI-LING Currently in an Oppai Bar Getting Tittified! Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,351	Cleo - Have you ever looked into washelets? They have a bidet function. Lots of fun and the clean feeling cannot be beat. I recommend to everyone. http://www.amazon.com/Toto-SW574-01-...rds=toto+s300e __________________ DM me to have your content making money in Japan. New opps available.

2015-12-04, 01:27 PM	#5
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	What you all (except Cleo) need to do is change to my doctor - or at least the doctor standing in for him yesterday (I think it was his daughter). What she prescribed for my condition is "more steak"! Yup, I'm eating steak 'cause my doctor told me to!