How Old Is A MILF? Let Me Tell You ...

[ArtWilliams]

I did a survey on my site. Surfers responded as follows -- 50% said 30+, 40% said 40+ and 10% said 50+. No one said that the woman just had to have kids to qualify. The sample size is small (10 responses) but the results are interesting.

---art

[Jim]

It seems by definition the woman only needs to have a kid. So how old is a cougar? That is my question.

[koolkat]

Originally Posted by Jim

It seems by definition the woman only needs to have a kid. So how old is a cougar? That is my question.

I had never heard the term cougar until now... but technically they aren't MILFs... they are MWWF (Mom's Who Want to Fuck)

[ArtWilliams]

Cougar is the term you use when you can't say MILF. A radio station in Toronto had to use the term Cougar in a contest because MILF raised to many questions. Us Canadians are so conservative.

Originally Posted by Jim

It seems by definition the woman only needs to have a kid. So how old is a cougar? That is my question.

[JackDaniel's]

here is a nice thread about matures and milfs

http://greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=41647

[Greenguy]

Technically, 100% are over 30

[Fonz]

Their are 15 year olds that have kids, are they the typical MILFs you want to promote?

[papagmp]

Originally Posted by Fonz

Their are 15 year olds that have kids, are they the typical MILFs you want to promote?

Jezzzz Fonz – NO – Give them 3 more years! But I have a few hot teen MILFs that are working for me - and Anistaija and Josie are both pregnant now. Hell, I was fucking Honey when she was 18 and pregnant and I used to fuck her mom when she worked with my ex at the titty bar. So which one’s the MILF, Honey or her mom? Or both? (Yes, I know I’m a slut)

I hang out with a lot of teens (legal Fonz) and kids in their early twenties and they all use the term “MILF” for anything from the “soccer mom” you all talk about (30+) to a teen mother pushing a stroller. Age has nothing to do with MILF – being a mother that I’d like to fuck does! And like UW, I only admit to fuckin moms that are HOT!

None of the mother’s I’ve been fucking lately are over thirty (and only Tasha is anywhere close) – and which one of you red-blooded men would turn down the chance to fuck Honey, Violet, Aerynn (twins), Phoenix, Eva, Ryan, Joey, Tasha or soon to be MILFS, Anistaija and Josie?

Speaking of MILFs, I was partying with Russ and Candice the other night (nude in the hot-tub) and Candice was trying to figure out how to tell her mom that it’s ok with her if she (her mom) fucks Russ. Now that’s the kind of girlfriend you want – one that’s willing to share her mother with you.

In my mind, the term is MILF not OMILF (Old Mother I’d Like To Fuck) or MAMILF (Middle Age Mother I’d Like To Fuck) - it's just plain Mother's I'd Like To Fuck (For Fonz, LMILF - Legal...)

As for Cougars – they’re predators, and I have a special place in my heart (and on my mantel) for Predators!

Anyway - MY 2cents

[Simon]

Originally Posted by papagmp

...and I used to fuck her mom when she worked with my ex at the titty bar....

I guess you know you're getting old when you look at that picture and think to yourself "Man, that looks like it'd be a nice flyfishing location!"

Okay, truth is I'd have thought the same thing 20 years ago.

I do love the Colorado mountains and streams...and all the other natural resources Papa included in his post.

[NY Jester]

I think, by concept, that older women 40+ are all considered MILF's or fall into the MILF category
Just my opinion


J-

[koolkat]

Originally Posted by NY Jester

I think, by concept, that older women 40+ are all considered MILF's or fall into the MILF category
Just my opinion


J-

I classify that as mature... not necessarily a MILF. Of course I group them together, so what do I know!

[tickler]

I would seem to think that it sorta started with teens checking out their friends moms. So adding probably about 20 years gives mid-thirties.

[Jeka]

Why don't we change the definition to "mature I'd like to fuck"

[RageCash-Ben]

interesting results - thanks for sharing

[tickler]

Actually a cougar is an older female that prefers younger males.

[plateman]

IMO a milf is your buddies mom when you was a teen, and first discovered that you wanted to fuck women, so I would say high 20s low 30s was the age of my buddies moms that I wanted to bone...

dam I still remember some of my buddies moms, I wonder what my buddies would think if they caught me sliding my young hard tool into there moms seasoned and used birth canal, hence that would make them a milf

[Toby]

Originally Posted by tickler

Actually a cougar is an older female that prefers younger males.

and isn't shy about going out and finding them. Cougar can also be a MILF, the key is that a Cougar is the sexual aggresor.

And my 2¢ re:MILF; She has to be a hotty. A 35 year old mother of 4 isn't necessarily a milf, unless she's sexy enough that significantly younger guys think she's hot.

[annie_cash]

I think a MILF is a woman between 30 and 40, and she should be kinda hot (after all most of teens want to fuck hot moms not old ladies). On the other hand theres the "mature" category that should be older women that are 40+.

[papagmp]

Actually - the picture of my ex was taken on our first date by the hot-springs on Loon Creek about 1 mile from where Loon Creek enters the Middle Fork of the Salmon - smack in the middle of in the Frank Church River of no Return Wilderness in Central Idaho during the fires of 2003. The cat was takes a few miles down stream near Hospital Bar on the Middle Fork in 2001. I'm an Idaho boy that relocated when I retired from the Air Force.

[koolkat]

Funny thing since I had never heard the term Cougar until on here the other day. I'm watching the movie Oceans Thirteen last night and it make a reference to Ellen Barkin's part being a cougar

[budz]

MILF = Woman with kid you'd like to fuck (age dependent upon users likes)

Mature = Older woman (late 30's+)

you could have a mature milf..

[tigermom]

Originally Posted by budz

MILF = Woman with kid you'd like to fuck

Ok, I'm sure you didn't mean it that way...

What is it with American teens getting pregnant so early? What's the rush?

[papagmp]

Hell - with my track record this year, I'm going to have to start calling them MILF - Mothers I Liked Fucking

Did another shoot with Violet today...... 19 years old and definitely a MILF - Muther I Loved Fucking!

[XxxMina]

Originally Posted by tickler -- "Actually a cougar is an older female that prefers younger males."

...and isn't shy about going out and finding them. Cougar can also be a MILF, the key is that a Cougar is the sexual aggresor.

That's the definition I've understood, yes, a la Ellen Barkin's character in Ocean's 13.

So is it plausible for a woman to market herself as a MILF without rugrats? I've been doing it since I hit my 30s, just to get in that extra niche, because I take the acronym as just sort of indicating a general "look." Definitely not quite into the "mature" category but no longer qualifying as a young'un.

[ArtWilliams]

I wasn't planning to update this thread but since XxxMina posted today, I will tell you the latest.

44% say a MILF is 30+
44% say a MILF is 40+
5.6% say a MILF 50+
5.6% say she just has to have kids.

That's based on 18 responses.

---art