WTF At Miss Universe

bluemoney · 2007-05-29, 04:01 PM

Reuters
By Monica Medel Yesterday at 8:57 pm

Miss Mexico was made to change her outfit for the regional dress contest after her original dress, decorated with brutal images of rebels in a 1920s religious uprising being hanged or shot, drew accusations of poor taste.

Gee, Ya Think?

virgohippy · 2007-05-29, 07:04 PM

I'm glad to hear it. One more reason why I can keep on not giving a damn about that fucked up circus act.

I know a woman who trains those girls out here in California. I've never met anyone who could be so cruel while maintaining a smile as well as her.

I've personally seen this woman grab babies suckling from mothers' breasts and swallow 'em whole, bones and all, before curling her lips into a twisted smile and proclaiming the importance of being polite! People like her scare me...

Bobc01 · 2007-05-29, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy

I'm glad to hear it. One more reason why I can keep on not giving a damn about that fucked up circus act.

I know a woman who trains those girls out here in California. I've never met anyone who could be so cruel while maintaining a smile as well as her.

I've personally seen this woman grab babies suckling from mothers' breasts and swallow 'em whole, bones and all, before curling her lips into a twisted smile and proclaiming the importance of being polite! People like her scare me...

Sounds like my ex mother inlaw. |shocking|

docholly · 2007-05-29, 09:35 PM

skinny bitches!! LMAO

bluemoney · 2007-05-29, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by docholly

skinny bitches!! LMAO

Yeah, Im with you

Preacher · 2007-05-30, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy

I know a woman who trains those girls out here in California. I've never met anyone who could be so cruel while maintaining a smile as well as her.

I've personally seen this woman grab babies suckling from mothers' breasts and swallow 'em whole, bones and all, before curling her lips into a twisted smile and proclaiming the importance of being polite!

She sounds hot!

virgohippy · 2007-05-30, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Preacher

She sounds hot!

She's not willing to wear a PVC catsuit and/or stiletto heeled boots. I already asked.

bluemoney · 2007-05-30, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Preacher

She sounds hot!

Hey Preach! I think she only appears after VH has had his mushroom pizza, with extra shrooms.

Toby · 2007-05-30, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy

She's not willing to wear a PVC catsuit and/or stiletto heeled boots. I already asked.

And you survived?

virgohippy · 2007-05-30, 03:22 AM

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And you survived?

When she roared blue flames I barely ducked in time to save my own skin. I only lost an eyebrow, but two of my friends were mortally wounded.

I tried to drag my friends to safety but by the time I could supress my gag reflex from the sulfer fumes enough to get a lung full of air her "students" had already dropped down from the ceiling and started tearing off the limbs of my whimpering comrades. I was too scared to do anything but watch as the girls tore off smoldering flesh bite by bite.

I'll never look at a woman in a bikini chewing on roasted human flesh the same way again.

sirkakashi08 · 2007-05-30, 04:27 AM

anyway, she's hot!

Sarah_Jayne · 2007-05-30, 07:34 AM

Okay, I was expecting to read about the woman that fell over...bit different.

bluebrit · 2007-05-30, 08:47 AM

Hey Sarah that's what i expected to see in this thread... Emmy had it on in the background and i turned round just in time to see this girl strutting her stuff as her legs went out from under her. She landed on her ass like a sack of spuds hitting the ground. Laughed my ass off... funniest thing i've ever seen on that crazy show.

docholly · 2007-05-30, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by bluebrit

Hey Sarah that's what i expected to see in this thread... Emmy had it on in the background and i turned round just in time to see this girl strutting her stuff as her legs went out from under her. She landed on her ass like a sack of spuds hitting the ground. Laughed my ass off... funniest thing i've ever seen on that crazy show.

Me too!! I was rolling..mostly at the fact that she had NO padding on her ass to not hurt her...

again.. skinny bitches..

Sarah_Jayne · 2007-05-31, 07:57 AM

I didn't see it but I heard about it on another board ...I have a problem staying awake during beauty pageants.

SheepGuy · 2007-05-31, 02:41 PM

Aaah beauty contests are like figure skating. You win, you get roses, you cry. You lose, you get roses, you cry.

Why not skip it all, get some roses, and cry

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2007-05-29, 09:35 PM	#4
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2007-05-30, 07:34 AM	#12
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2007-05-31, 07:57 AM	#15
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2007-05-30, 04:27 AM	#11
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2007-05-30, 08:47 AM	#13
bluebrit Along for the ride and loving it. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,873	Hey Sarah that's what i expected to see in this thread... Emmy had it on in the background and i turned round just in time to see this girl strutting her stuff as her legs went out from under her. She landed on her ass like a sack of spuds hitting the ground. Laughed my ass off... funniest thing i've ever seen on that crazy show.

2007-05-31, 02:41 PM	#16
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