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Old 2007-05-29, 06:04 PM   #1
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I'm glad to hear it. One more reason why I can keep on not giving a damn about that fucked up circus act.

I know a woman who trains those girls out here in California. I've never met anyone who could be so cruel while maintaining a smile as well as her.

I've personally seen this woman grab babies suckling from mothers' breasts and swallow 'em whole, bones and all, before curling her lips into a twisted smile and proclaiming the importance of being polite! People like her scare me...
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I'm glad to hear it. One more reason why I can keep on not giving a damn about that fucked up circus act.

I know a woman who trains those girls out here in California. I've never met anyone who could be so cruel while maintaining a smile as well as her.

I've personally seen this woman grab babies suckling from mothers' breasts and swallow 'em whole, bones and all, before curling her lips into a twisted smile and proclaiming the importance of being polite! People like her scare me...
Sounds like my ex mother inlaw. |shocking|
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Old 2007-05-29, 08:35 PM   #3
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Old 2007-05-29, 10:07 PM   #4
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Old 2007-05-29, 11:21 PM   #5
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I know a woman who trains those girls out here in California. I've never met anyone who could be so cruel while maintaining a smile as well as her.

I've personally seen this woman grab babies suckling from mothers' breasts and swallow 'em whole, bones and all, before curling her lips into a twisted smile and proclaiming the importance of being polite!
She sounds hot!
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Old 2007-05-29, 11:25 PM   #6
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She sounds hot!
She's not willing to wear a PVC catsuit and/or stiletto heeled boots. I already asked.
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She's not willing to wear a PVC catsuit and/or stiletto heeled boots. I already asked.
And you survived?
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Old 2007-05-30, 02:22 AM   #8
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And you survived?
When she roared blue flames I barely ducked in time to save my own skin. I only lost an eyebrow, but two of my friends were mortally wounded.

I tried to drag my friends to safety but by the time I could supress my gag reflex from the sulfer fumes enough to get a lung full of air her "students" had already dropped down from the ceiling and started tearing off the limbs of my whimpering comrades. I was too scared to do anything but watch as the girls tore off smoldering flesh bite by bite.

I'll never look at a woman in a bikini chewing on roasted human flesh the same way again.
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Old 2007-05-29, 11:50 PM   #9
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Hey Preach! I think she only appears after VH has had his mushroom pizza, with extra shrooms.
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