WTF At Miss Universe

[Toby]

Originally Posted by virgohippy

She's not willing to wear a PVC catsuit and/or stiletto heeled boots. I already asked.

And you survived?

[virgohippy]

Originally Posted by Toby

And you survived?

When she roared blue flames I barely ducked in time to save my own skin. I only lost an eyebrow, but two of my friends were mortally wounded.

I tried to drag my friends to safety but by the time I could supress my gag reflex from the sulfer fumes enough to get a lung full of air her "students" had already dropped down from the ceiling and started tearing off the limbs of my whimpering comrades. I was too scared to do anything but watch as the girls tore off smoldering flesh bite by bite.

I'll never look at a woman in a bikini chewing on roasted human flesh the same way again.