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WTF At Miss Universe
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By Monica Medel Yesterday at 8:57 pm Miss Mexico was made to change her outfit for the regional dress contest after her original dress, decorated with brutal images of rebels in a 1920s religious uprising being hanged or shot, drew accusations of poor taste. Gee, Ya Think?
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Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push.
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I'm glad to hear it. One more reason why I can keep on not giving a damn about that fucked up circus act.
![]() I know a woman who trains those girls out here in California. I've never met anyone who could be so cruel while maintaining a smile as well as her. ![]() I've personally seen this woman grab babies suckling from mothers' breasts and swallow 'em whole, bones and all, before curling her lips into a twisted smile and proclaiming the importance of being polite! People like her scare me... ![]()
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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skinny bitches!! LMAO
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There's Xanax in my thurible!
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Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push.
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She's not willing to wear a PVC catsuit and/or stiletto heeled boots. I already asked.
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Hey Preach! I think she only appears after VH has had his mushroom pizza, with extra shrooms.
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And you survived?
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Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
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When she roared blue flames I barely ducked in time to save my own skin. I only lost an eyebrow, but two of my friends were mortally wounded.
I tried to drag my friends to safety but by the time I could supress my gag reflex from the sulfer fumes enough to get a lung full of air her "students" had already dropped down from the ceiling and started tearing off the limbs of my whimpering comrades. I was too scared to do anything but watch as the girls tore off smoldering flesh bite by bite. I'll never look at a woman in a bikini chewing on roasted human flesh the same way again.
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anyway, she's hot!
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I hustle for Hustler
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Okay, I was expecting to read about the woman that fell over...bit different.
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Along for the ride and loving it.
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Hey Sarah that's what i expected to see in this thread... Emmy had it on in the background and i turned round just in time to see this girl strutting her stuff as her legs went out from under her. She landed on her ass like a sack of spuds hitting the ground. Laughed my ass off... funniest thing i've ever seen on that crazy show.
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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I didn't see it but I heard about it on another board ...I have a problem staying awake during beauty pageants.
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Aaah beauty contests are like figure skating. You win, you get roses, you cry. You lose, you get roses, you cry.
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