Twas The Night Before Christmas.....

Greenguy · 2004-12-24, 09:08 AM

...well, OK - for me it's the Morning Before Christmas

Good Friday Everyone!

Half-day for me today I guess - my oldest step-daughter will be here to do the gift thing around 2 or 3 & then we're off to my Mom's for dinner & football.

Then we'll be exchanging gifts with the kids & each other tonight because since there's no more Santa, we like to get this stuff out of the way the day before so everyone can sleep in

MrMaryLou · 2004-12-24, 09:12 AM

Good morning all

Santa is coming

Cleo · 2004-12-24, 09:28 AM

Morning all

Now I have two people that I dated some time ago trying to stay with me.

Maybe I should make my house ugly again and put my old kitchen and dirty carpets back in.

Oh yeah I have a kitchen sink now. Just one problem. The POS expensive Blanco faucet that I bought came with a defective cartridge so it leaks from around the handle. Being as I just want a faucet I tried to buy a cartridge but no one seems to carry parts for this brand locally. I really don't want to send it back and wait a few weeks for a new one. Going to make some phone calls this morning to see if I can find someone that carries parts for Blanco faucets.

Granite people are coming back at noon to finish installing the back splashes and upper counters and then my Russian friend is cooking us all dinner.

Finally watched Sherk2 last night and loved it.

wicked1 · 2004-12-24, 09:38 AM

Seasons Greeting to All

And Here's Some Late Breaking News that George W Himself Would like to recieve on Christmas Day

News Flash !!

Merry Pimpin Christmas to Everyone

Regards,

Wicked1

Linkster · 2004-12-24, 09:53 AM

Good morning all and Merry Christmas Eve

Ramster · 2004-12-24, 10:14 AM

Good Morning

Parents and brother arrived last night for a week so I'll be around off and on. Have a good day alll and get that shopping finished.

Toni KatVixen · 2004-12-24, 10:14 AM

Morning!

I hope everyone's shopping for the holidays is over & you don't have to go out in this mess of people. I'm stuck in it, just not as a shopper....I can't wait until these season is over.....way too crazy.

May you have a fun-loving Christmas Eve with family & friends tonght.

cd34 · 2004-12-24, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
no more Santa, we like to get this stuff out of the way the day before so everyone can sleep in

I remember (yeah yeah, parents told me, I don't like to remember my childhood or lack thereof) that when I was young, I couldn't sleep on Christmas Eve, and would wake up super-early on Christmas morning to open presents.

Does the anticipation of opening the gifts on Christmas Eve just move your kid's expectations and sleep deprivation to Christmas Eve's Eve?

haha

RawAlex · 2004-12-24, 12:19 PM

Ahh... the good old NBC (night before christmas). It's my favorite day because I run around like an idiot, get things done, sorted, panic, oh no, get one of those, who is left, did I miss anyone... oh, it's 5PM. TOO BAD. The stores are closed. You lose! :-)

Seriously, I love the hustle and bustle of last minute shopping, and I really have always gotten a kick out of the whole process. Best part is seeing the look on my neice's faces when they open up all the gifts tomorrow... It's quite a kewl feeling.

Merry Chistmas to all... may Santa be generous and bring you exactly what you wanted (even if that was socks and a wierd colored tie).

Alex

Cleo · 2004-12-24, 12:28 PM

Is it January 2nd yet?

digifan · 2004-12-24, 01:59 PM

Marry Christmas to all of you.. and no rush, Cleo

Useless · 2004-12-24, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
... since there's no more Santa

What is that supposed to mean? My parents DO NOT LIE!

Fonz · 2004-12-24, 03:59 PM

Having the Christmas eve diner with the famliy at this very moment, woohoo

Guess this stuff isn't really my cup of tea. In a few hours I'll be heading to a local bar where the bar you sit on is completely made of ice for this occasion. Guess I'll be licking the counter tonight

T Pat · 2004-12-24, 05:16 PM

I doubt if I'll be around untill Monday so Merry Christmas all

Seeing all her kids and mine going to take 3 dinners and 15 hours of driveing

Yell · 2004-12-24, 05:23 PM

Merry Christmas to all

stuveltje · 2004-12-24, 06:16 PM

merry christmas to all and yes i believe in Santa!! from today on my 2 weeks off the net will start, i have promise my kids and hubby and already today(which wasnt planned) i spent the whole day with the kids and hubby, this eve my 7 year old son wrote a christmas card for santa ( and he was sure to put his phonenumber on it so santa can call him) plus he has put cookies and milk under the christmas tree....i love the way kids think, no worries but just believe in the guy with the reindeers! our presents thing starts tomorrow morning on the first day of christmas....i will miss the net and i am sure i will be around on some days. But just to all, enjoy your time what ever you are doing and take care!!!!

docholly · 2004-12-25, 01:11 AM

Twas the Night before XXXmas and all thru the house..not a creature was stirring but dad with his mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes they'd be dry by morning with no signs of pubic hair.

The children all nestled all snug in their beds while dad surfed the cam sites looking for head.

Mama in her kerchief, her hand in her lap, said:
"John Cum on to bed, i've had enough of this crap!"

When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter, he came prematurely with hardly a splatter.

Quick through the window he saw a big flash, his neighbor's camera had caught his premature splash.

Two moons were her breasts, white as new fallen snow, made him regret his load he did blow.

When what to his wondering eyes should appear but a logitech cam and a six pack of beer.

A season'd muff diver so lively and quick, he quickly dismissed his harding dick.

More rapid than eagles her orgasms came, she whistled and shouted and screamed out his game.

Now, Dash ME! now, Dance Her! now, Prick it and Licks-in!

I'm cumming! on Cupid! Now Mount me, try Mission.

From the top of the porch to the top of the wall, they fucked away, fucked away, fucked away all.

As dry beaves that before the KY jar can fly

He tried some anal but was met with a cry.

So up to the house-top this couple they flew,

The cam was still rolling catching each and every screw.

And then, in a twinkling, Their passion went poof.
His windows restarted, while he sat like a goof.

As he wiped down his hand and was turning around

Into her room, his camgirl came with a bound.

She was dressed in all fur from her head to her foot

but naked beneath it except for pasties well put.

A bundle of toys she had flung on her bed,
A rainbow of dildoes, blue, pink and red.

Her eyes how they twinkled! Her dimples how merry

Her thighs were like cheesecake her nipples like cherrys.

Her droll little mouth was draw in with Lip Glow,

She'd plucked a few whiskers so on cam they wouldn't show.

The stump of her leg she tucked under her seat.
Her arms were like sausages or two slabs of meat.

She had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

SHe was chubby and plump, a right jolly old gal

She posted "Who wants to be my on line cam pal?"

A wink of her eye and a twist of her tit
He came once again but she threw a fit.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his purse

Purchasing more minutes with her seemed his curse.

Then playing her fingers inside of her puss
She offered a boob if he wanted to nurse.

He sprang from his chair, as if his dick were a missile. And came once again, one shot then a fizzle.

He heard her exclaim as she cashed out the Room

"Happy Christmas to all, and bring your Visa back soon.

*****************
Ok it's a bit fractured.. but then so i've been told, am i.

Hope it's a happy whatever reason you are off tomorrow.

SMOOOOCHES..

DHG

2004-12-24, 09:08 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Twas The Night Before Christmas..... ...well, OK - for me it's the Morning Before Christmas Good Friday Everyone! Half-day for me today I guess - my oldest step-daughter will be here to do the gift thing around 2 or 3 & then we're off to my Mom's for dinner & football. Then we'll be exchanging gifts with the kids & each other tonight because since there's no more Santa, we like to get this stuff out of the way the day before so everyone can sleep in __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2004-12-24, 09:12 AM	#2
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2004-12-24, 09:28 AM	#3
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Morning all Now I have two people that I dated some time ago trying to stay with me. Maybe I should make my house ugly again and put my old kitchen and dirty carpets back in. Oh yeah I have a kitchen sink now. Just one problem. The POS expensive Blanco faucet that I bought came with a defective cartridge so it leaks from around the handle. Being as I just want a faucet I tried to buy a cartridge but no one seems to carry parts for this brand locally. I really don't want to send it back and wait a few weeks for a new one. Going to make some phone calls this morning to see if I can find someone that carries parts for Blanco faucets. Granite people are coming back at noon to finish installing the back splashes and upper counters and then my Russian friend is cooking us all dinner. Finally watched Sherk2 last night and loved it. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2004-12-24, 09:53 AM	#5
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2004-12-24, 10:14 AM	#6
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,868	Good Morning Parents and brother arrived last night for a week so I'll be around off and on. Have a good day alll and get that shopping finished. __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2004-12-24, 09:38 AM	#4
wicked1 I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 82	Seasons Greeting to All And Here's Some Late Breaking News that George W Himself Would like to recieve on Christmas Day News Flash !! Merry Pimpin Christmas to Everyone Regards, Wicked1

2004-12-24, 10:14 AM	#7
Toni KatVixen Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 420	Morning! I hope everyone's shopping for the holidays is over & you don't have to go out in this mess of people. I'm stuck in it, just not as a shopper....I can't wait until these season is over.....way too crazy. May you have a fun-loving Christmas Eve with family & friends tonght. __________________ Peace toni@katvixen.com

2004-12-24, 12:19 PM	#9
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Ahh... the good old NBC (night before christmas). It's my favorite day because I run around like an idiot, get things done, sorted, panic, oh no, get one of those, who is left, did I miss anyone... oh, it's 5PM. TOO BAD. The stores are closed. You lose! :-) Seriously, I love the hustle and bustle of last minute shopping, and I really have always gotten a kick out of the whole process. Best part is seeing the look on my neice's faces when they open up all the gifts tomorrow... It's quite a kewl feeling. Merry Chistmas to all... may Santa be generous and bring you exactly what you wanted (even if that was socks and a wierd colored tie). Alex

2004-12-24, 12:28 PM	#10
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Is it January 2nd yet? __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2004-12-24, 01:59 PM	#11
digifan ...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In your dreams, baby Posts: 3,835	Marry Christmas to all of you.. and no rush, Cleo __________________ Webair Rocks

2004-12-24, 03:59 PM	#13
Fonz Former pr0n slinger. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium Posts: 7,932	Having the Christmas eve diner with the famliy at this very moment, woohoo Guess this stuff isn't really my cup of tea. In a few hours I'll be heading to a local bar where the bar you sit on is completely made of ice for this occasion. Guess I'll be licking the counter tonight __________________ See how I abuse little trees on my Shumi no Bonsai Blog

2004-12-24, 05:16 PM	#14
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	I doubt if I'll be around untill Monday so Merry Christmas all Seeing all her kids and mine going to take 3 dinners and 15 hours of driveing __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2004-12-24, 05:23 PM	#15
Yell You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Buffalo N.Y Posts: 707	Merry Christmas to all

2004-12-24, 06:16 PM	#16
stuveltje Live and learn. And take very careful notes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny Holland Posts: 6,157	merry christmas to all and yes i believe in Santa!! from today on my 2 weeks off the net will start, i have promise my kids and hubby and already today(which wasnt planned) i spent the whole day with the kids and hubby, this eve my 7 year old son wrote a christmas card for santa ( and he was sure to put his phonenumber on it so santa can call him) plus he has put cookies and milk under the christmas tree....i love the way kids think, no worries but just believe in the guy with the reindeers! our presents thing starts tomorrow morning on the first day of christmas....i will miss the net and i am sure i will be around on some days. But just to all, enjoy your time what ever you are doing and take care!!!! __________________ Canadian Sexlinks - submit Erotica search -submit

2004-12-25, 01:11 AM	#17
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	Twas the Night before XXXmas and all thru the house..not a creature was stirring but dad with his mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes they'd be dry by morning with no signs of pubic hair. The children all nestled all snug in their beds while dad surfed the cam sites looking for head. Mama in her kerchief, her hand in her lap, said: "John Cum on to bed, i've had enough of this crap!" When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter, he came prematurely with hardly a splatter. Quick through the window he saw a big flash, his neighbor's camera had caught his premature splash. Two moons were her breasts, white as new fallen snow, made him regret his load he did blow. When what to his wondering eyes should appear but a logitech cam and a six pack of beer. A season'd muff diver so lively and quick, he quickly dismissed his harding dick. More rapid than eagles her orgasms came, she whistled and shouted and screamed out his game. Now, Dash ME! now, Dance Her! now, Prick it and Licks-in! I'm cumming! on Cupid! Now Mount me, try Mission. From the top of the porch to the top of the wall, they fucked away, fucked away, fucked away all. As dry beaves that before the KY jar can fly He tried some anal but was met with a cry. So up to the house-top this couple they flew, The cam was still rolling catching each and every screw. And then, in a twinkling, Their passion went poof. His windows restarted, while he sat like a goof. As he wiped down his hand and was turning around Into her room, his camgirl came with a bound. She was dressed in all fur from her head to her foot but naked beneath it except for pasties well put. A bundle of toys she had flung on her bed, A rainbow of dildoes, blue, pink and red. Her eyes how they twinkled! Her dimples how merry Her thighs were like cheesecake her nipples like cherrys. Her droll little mouth was draw in with Lip Glow, She'd plucked a few whiskers so on cam they wouldn't show. The stump of her leg she tucked under her seat. Her arms were like sausages or two slabs of meat. She had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook, when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly. SHe was chubby and plump, a right jolly old gal She posted "Who wants to be my on line cam pal?" A wink of her eye and a twist of her tit He came once again but she threw a fit. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his purse Purchasing more minutes with her seemed his curse. Then playing her fingers inside of her puss She offered a boob if he wanted to nurse. He sprang from his chair, as if his dick were a missile. And came once again, one shot then a fizzle. He heard her exclaim as she cashed out the Room "Happy Christmas to all, and bring your Visa back soon. ***************** Ok it's a bit fractured.. but then so i've been told, am i. Hope it's a happy whatever reason you are off tomorrow. SMOOOOCHES.. DHG __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!