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Old 2005-01-10, 10:40 AM   #1
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Warning For Males

Got this email and it made me laugh so enjoy.

Police warning!!!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties, and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps, and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer, and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something "bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.


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Old 2005-01-10, 10:48 AM   #2
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I knew them women were up to no good!

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Old 2005-01-10, 11:02 AM   #3
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hehehe damn...our secret's out girls

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Old 2005-01-10, 11:16 AM   #4
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Old 2005-01-10, 02:38 PM   #5
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hah

LOL that was hilarious i must email my male friends and tell them to beware!
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Old 2005-01-10, 02:42 PM   #6
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Haha nice one...

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Old 2005-01-10, 07:10 PM   #7
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HAHA That one's definitely a keeper!
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Old 2005-01-11, 03:04 AM   #8
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Old 2005-01-11, 10:11 AM   #9
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Oh great. Now you tell me about beer. Where was this police warning when I met my first wife

My favorite part "perform sexual acts on horrific looking women"
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Old 2005-01-11, 10:24 AM   #10
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Dammit now I know why that gal at the store kept telling me the beer was on sale.
I feel so used and dirty now hahaha
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Old 2005-01-12, 10:09 PM   #11
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Time for plan B girls .
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Old 2005-01-13, 12:14 AM   #12
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Old 2005-01-13, 02:19 AM   #13
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Old 2005-01-13, 10:17 AM   #14
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Oy! I resemble that remark...
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Old 2005-01-13, 02:44 PM   #15
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At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

Yep that explains it...
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