Fuck it’s too damn early to start a “Happy Thursday Thread”

[Ramster]

Good Morning. Major lightning here last night for hours. I thought I was in a scene from The Day After Tomorrow. What a sight.

Torn
My wife is taking the kids to visit our parents next week on Friday for 10 days. You have it all wrong. They do love me and the reason I'm not going. Think of it as a vacation for ME. (Once you have kids you'll understand)

[MindyBlingBucks]

Good morning. ..

Cleo, I take it you don't eat bacon then? Are you a vegetarian? Vegan? Do you like turkey bacon!?

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by MindyBlingBucks

Are you a vegetarian? Vegan?

I'm real close to being a vegan. I eat some dairy products like cheese and butter but that is about it, no flesh at all.

[pornrex]

Good Morning,
If you can call it that... Couldn't sleep when I was supposed to, then, couldn't wake up when I was supposed to...
Anyhow, after brekkie and some coffee, I should be good to go once again.

Originally Posted by Ramster

Major lightning here last night for hours. I thought I was in a scene from The Day After Tomorrow.

Just the mention of that movie scares the holy shit outta me.

Speaking of scared shitless, there's a radioshow here in Toronto on AM 640, and it ascribes to just about every conspiracy theory known to humanity.

A couple of nights ago I heard that Osama has initiated a terrorist network that is operating out of Latin America up to Mexico where terrorists are smuggling suitcases full of explosives and arbitrarily planting them in various cities across the US. It seems that he has issued a decree and I loosely quote here, in saying that: "America must lose 2 million adults and 2 million children for their impudence" in the next little while. The US State Department apparently did not even DENY that this was taking place and offered no further explanation when contacted!

My question to you is this: why doesn't the US try to stop this and bomb the fuck outta these freaks?

Sorry for getting so intense so early in the morning but I've got family in Indiana, Massachusetts, New York, Ohio and California and just hearing about this stuff has stressed me out alot in the past few days. |shocking|

[Useless]

Originally Posted by pornrex

My question to you is this: why doesn't the US try to stop this and bomb the fuck outta these freaks?

Who? Stopping the attacks on the U.S. is far simpler than acquiring new targets and attempting to destroy them. We simply need to pull out of the Middle East and allow them to conduct their lives as they wish. There's no big mystery here. All they ever wanted was for us to leave them alone. Bet ya $10 that oil prices would drop too.