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2005-12-26, 09:47 AM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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Where is the damn Monday Morning thread?
oh, here it is.....
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2005-12-26, 09:49 AM
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Lonewolf Internet Sales
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Houston
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g'mornin
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2005-12-26, 09:52 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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Thanks Torn! I was wondering when someone was gonna start the threat
Good Monday Everyone  I'm exhausted after a long & wonderful weekend of Christmas cheer, but I do actually have work to do, so I'll be here 1/2 awake doing things 1/2 assed  |
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2005-12-26, 09:52 AM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
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Is it over yet?
Could you all just wake me up January 2nd? Doing the gym thing in a bit and then probably just going to come home to make the porn. Another fucking beautiful fucking day here in fucking paradise.  The joys of the fucking holidays… |
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2005-12-26, 09:57 AM
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i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: New York
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Good Morning All
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2005-12-26, 10:02 AM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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Yeah I just crawled out of bed myself, was up way too late playing Madden '06. I also need to start working out once more I feel too fat again. I went from 236 to 208 back to 220 so I am getting ready to do the treadmill again, I hate that thing but I have been eating like shit the last few months, starting with my trip to NY where I think it's a state law to dunk all your food in chocolate.
Other then that I am just doing what needs to be done, I also have to go pick up my wife’s birthday cake (did I just mention how fat I feel?) she is working today but we are doing something tomorrow with some friends to celebrate, right now it looks completely out side, so I bet tomorrow rains lol. |
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2005-12-26, 10:09 AM
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Life is good
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Good Morning
This cold is mostly going away. It was a quick one thankfully. Started the 24th late and yesterday I felt totally drained. Back to a normal day of work for me. |
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2005-12-26, 10:12 AM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Earth on occasion
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Good morning Folks
A week from now I will on the road to Vegas...no doubt the weather will be foul for about the first 2,000 miles |
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2005-12-26, 10:13 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mohawk, New York
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Morning...
I just now dragged my ass out of bed. Here is a hint, don't believe anything the butterball tells you Our Turkeys took an extra hour and a half longer than they told me they would. It made for an interesting day with my son needing to see his mother and my daughter having to go to her mothers.Anyway, it is almost over with. In a feel good moment, I told my daughter that lives in Rochester that I would follow them tomorrow with their gifts that won't fit in their car (most of them). So, that will be about 6 or 7 hours out of my day tomorrow. |
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2005-12-26, 10:26 AM
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Sin-City USA
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Morning .. a balmy 61 degrees and overcast.. I'm so afraid to look at the weather for next week here..since last year we had the "monsoons" decend on Jan 1 and not stop until Feb 28.
I'm playing catch up today and have 1 quick trip out to make to the grocery and drop off this weeks laundry and pick up last weeks. *wonders if she can have a blue new years instead of blue xxxmas??* have a good one!! |
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2005-12-26, 10:28 AM
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Sunny Florida!
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Good mornin all!
Bright blue skies here...should warm up into the 70's...perfect weather to sling some porn Have a great day everyone! |
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2005-12-26, 10:41 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Florida
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Morning! Time to get my butt in gear and get back to the porn world! I'm actually looking foward to shuting my door and having some peace and quiet today!!
Have a great day all!! |
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2005-12-26, 01:04 PM
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Took the hint.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Afternoon is here already, I have been hard at it for a bit, working on my banner rotation software to improve the banner placements by public demand. The data is all there, just need to process it and spew it back in a manner that will allow on the fly positioning of the most popular banners for any given page. Objective is to increate banner clickouts by at least 1 full point in the next 7 days.
Give the people what they want! Other than that, the coffee is consumed, redbull is cold and ready, and I have no plans to be anywhere except in front of the computer for the next few days. Alex |
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2005-12-26, 03:27 PM
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Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Sunny Holland
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goodevening all
still second christmas day here, seems that an other couple of 1000s dutchies had the same idea to go to the Scheveningse Beach, was stuck in traffic on our way to the beach and got stuck in traffic going back home and it was fucking cold there too, i had a smile for an whole day, my cheeks where frozen, this eve , we went bowling with the kids and having diner at that place too, Santa was there and the kids had a great time and got again a present from santa there, i am glad when christmas is over tomorrow, still busy time to come, newyears eve and the birthday of my son..i dont think 3 weeks holiday is enough.......... |
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2005-12-26, 04:59 PM
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a.k.a. Sparky
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA
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is it 2006 yet?
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2005-12-26, 05:41 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
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Not 2006 yet. I know this because the phone would probably be ringing a lot less and I would probably be in a much better mood.
Fuck the holidays and all that go with the fucking holidays. |
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2005-12-26, 05:53 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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I'm an aethiest who celebrates christmas because I like giving my kids junk that the dogs will inevitably destroy and I like other people giving me shit. You won't here a complaint from me about the commercialization of christmas. (That's all it has ever been to me anyway.) So, I don't care if a Christian says "Merry Christmas" or if a Jew says "Happy Hannakuh" or if an African says "Happy Kwanza" or if a Muslum says "Go fuck yourself, you American Pig". It's all the same to me. I appreciate the fact that they wish me well, especially if they don't believe the way I do. And because of that, I don't care that people are upset about everyone saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" or whatever. Personally, I think everyone should be allowed to make the Happy Joy-Joy statement that goes with their belief system and not have to tailor it to the recipient's beliefs, but who the fuck am I?
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2005-12-26, 06:06 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
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I think it was said best on South Park.
Merry Fucking Christmas - South Park I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East.. No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus, They have different religious beliefs... They believe in Muhammad, And not in our holiday... And so every December, I go to the Middle East and say... Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas Put down that book, The Koran And hear some holiday wishes Incase you haven't noticed, It's Jesus's Birthday So get off your heathen Muslim ass And fucking celebrate. There is no holiday season in India, I've heard.. They don't hang up their stockings, And that is just absurd.. They've never read a Christmas story, They don't know what Rudolph is about... And that's why in December, I'll go to India and shout... Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas Drink eggnog, and eat some beef and pass it to the missus Incase you haven't noticed, It's Jesus's birthday So get off your heathen Hindu ass, And fucking celebrate. Now I heard that in Japan, Everyone just lives in sin... They pray to several gods, And put needles in their skin... On December twenty-fifth, all they do is eat a cake... and that is why I'll go to Japan, and walk around and say... Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum. Incase you haven't noticed, There's festive things to do So lets all rejoice for Jesus and Merry Fucking Christmas to you. On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say.. Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists and all you atheists too.. Merry Fucking Christmas to you. Thank you, Mr Hat.. |
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2005-12-26, 06:07 PM
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"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES!
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That tune is a classic Cleo. It's off the "South Park Xmas Classics" CD, which is one of the only Xmas album's I'm willing to listen to
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2005-12-26, 06:08 PM
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"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
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2005-12-26, 06:16 PM
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And fucking celebrate. 
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2005-12-26, 06:20 PM
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"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
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2005-12-26, 06:28 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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If I hear one more time how their holiday was stolen from my Pagan friends I'm going to have to set their silly dead Christmas trees on fire.
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2005-12-26, 07:20 PM
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"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
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2005-12-26, 11:51 PM
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