Dentist claims breast rubs are appropriate..

LD · 2007-10-18, 10:15 AM

"A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem."

http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=1266501

What an idiot! Everyone knows that performing oral sex is the best way to treat common jaw problems, not to mention semen is a whitening agent ..(if that's not true please don't tell my wife)...

spacemanspiff · 2007-10-18, 11:10 AM

I bet I could find a journal on commerce that discusses the fact that a Louisville Slugger to the face is an accepted form of payment for that sort of treatment.

Errol · 2007-10-19, 04:13 AM

Duh, it's only logic. i thought everyone knew this.

lorsha · 2007-10-19, 08:55 AM

So it's not true that my dentist should lubricate my gums with his cum before an exam???

Ramster · 2007-10-19, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by lorsha

So it's not true that my dentist should lubricate my gums with his cum before an exam???

No, that's perfectly fine.

lorsha · 2007-10-19, 11:09 AM

But it makes no sense he makes me swallow it afterwards. How does that help my teeth?

Simon · 2007-10-19, 01:41 PM

Lorsha - It's probably because he knows that there are 2 milligrams of calcium per liter of undiluted semen (with a 17% coefficient of variation). Calcium is good for your teeth...bones too.

lorsha · 2007-10-19, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Simon

Lorsha - It's probably because he knows that there are 2 milligrams of calcium per liter of undiluted semen (with a 17% coefficient of variation). Calcium is good for your teeth...bones too.

Then I must have the most healthy bones and teeth on the planet!

Errol · 2007-10-19, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lorsha

So it's not true that my dentist should lubricate my gums with his cum before an exam???

ah crap, i've been lied to as well. yuck! haha

tigermom · 2007-10-20, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by spacemanspiff

I bet I could find a journal on commerce that discusses the fact that a Louisville Slugger to the face is an accepted form of payment for that sort of treatment.

Ok, English lesson please, what's a "Louisville Slugger"?

Beaver Bob · 2007-10-20, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by tigermom

Ok, English lesson please, what's a "Louisville Slugger"?

its a baseball bat

reading this makes me glad i work in porn. the women i work with expect me to grope their breastes.

tigermom · 2007-10-20, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Beaver Bob

its a baseball bat

reading this makes me glad i work in porn. the women i work with expect me to grope their breastes.

Thanks, I should have guessed, considering my American partner is from Louisville and actually a former baseball player (softball these days).

And I consider myself a woman working with you, I guess the ICQ barriers and all...

Beaver Bob · 2007-10-20, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by tigermom

Thanks, I should have guessed, considering my American partner is from Louisville and actually a former baseball player (softball these days).

And I consider myself a woman working with you, I guess the ICQ barriers and all...

true true, i shoulda been more specific and said the content girls

Munki · 2007-10-21, 09:17 AM

Nitrous first... then massage... fucking n3wbs

MeatPounder · 2007-10-21, 10:57 PM

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Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Phillips gave Lew three new complaints, including one from a 31-year-old woman who said Anderson fondled her at least six times over two years.

She took to wearing tight shirts with high necklines, "and Anderson would still get in under her shirt and bra," according to a police report

tigermom · 2007-10-22, 01:47 AM

Six times and she still went back to the same dentist? The guy must have good hands. They should put his picture up there, so we can see just how hot he is.

Simon · 2007-10-22, 07:27 AM

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They should put his picture up there, so we can see just how hot he is.

Here you go...
http://www.news10.net/display_story.aspx?storyid=33346

You can decide his hotness for yourself.

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BOSS · 2007-10-23, 02:42 AM

I cant belive he is actually using this as an excuse

Errol · 2007-10-23, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Munki

Nitrous first... then massage... fucking n3wbs

Make sure to put Valium/Xanax before Nitrous.

bluemoney · 2007-10-23, 06:51 PM

Funny, If this doc was a chick giving hand jobs an appointment would be hard to come by

born2blog · 2007-10-26, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Beaver Bob

its a baseball bat

reading this makes me glad i work in porn. the women i work with expect me to grope their breastes.

perhaps the dentist is in the wrong industry

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